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So, for a few days I did nothing but play sims and go to work. Before I knew it, I had enough content to fill up at least three updates! Therefore, the newest updates should be out soon.
A/N: I completely forgot to include Lysander's traits for the last two updates! His are Athletic, Brave, and Angler. I'm off to edit them in now!
The last update was a two-parter, so a LOT happened. Ramona and Derek were reuntied, which resulted in their first child: Lysander Valle. They decided to move to Twinbrook, and a second child followed by the name of Acelin Valle. Derek proposed to Ramona, and now they have a third child on the way. Onwards!
So Acelin is obsessed with that damn xylophone. He stays up late into the night playing it
Turtle table has seen some shit.
I should also note that the reason he stays up so late playing the xylophone is because everyone ignores him.
Wow, setting a gr8 example there parents.
Derek: Don't forget to clean your plate, Lysander.
Everything is always dirty in this house Derek, get use to it.
rude.
-gasp!
boinky lives!
Lysander: Wanna play doctor?
:| uhm
This is a sort of very adult conversation...
Perfect circle :D
finally someone uses the nook I made!
the toddlers in my house are such whiny babies :s they will cry for absolutely no reason.
so I took a fabulous photo of him instead :D
lysander is a real brat yo
baby!?
nope. just ramona sobbing from me making her shower
weirdly meshed pants ftw!
fall festival~ I felt bad not bringing any kids along, but acelin wouldn't be able to do anything and lysander was in an after school thing.
c: gets me gnome
o: baby?
oh. upps.
apple bobbing! :D
the pregnant lady won, of course
Ramona: I'M THE BESTTTT TAKE THATTTT :P
Lysander: I cleaned the bathroom while you were gone dad, so I was wonderinf I could ha--
Derek: cool..-ignores-
he only likes them when they're cute and squishy :c
at least your mom isn't naturally inclined to hate you :c
cute c:
omg baby omg!
Derek: dear god why what do I even ugh!
Ramona: He cares
and he took her to the hospital! by himself!
AND IT'S A GIRL!!
could this pregnancy get any better!?
yes! she's a blonde!
Meet Cerise Valle! She rolled Athletic and Perfectionist
Derek immediately moves in to love on his baby girl
she's like so cute you guys. bless.
we got a puppy! his name is houston!
I have a feeling he'll be a little fluffy butt c:
brother and sister meet~
Cerise: Hello, dear brother. You may call me Cerise.
Acelin: .....:D?
So lysander's mood dropped dramatically and switched over to check why. See that "lost a friend moodlet" ? Yeah, boinky basically said fuck you and decided they weren't friends anymore.
you needy little piece of shit! Everyday he's late and smelly for school because YOU walk in him showering!
Boinky: psh I'm too legend for that goofy looking loser
well fuck you we have dog
Boinky: Pay attention to me
Lysander: no.
Ramona: So Derek, how about we try for another one?
Derek: -screams internally-
tough one. cookie or no cookie, the choice is yours derek.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to stop at three, or go for four. I decided that I'd have them try for a baby one more time, and if there was no jingle then we'd stick to three.
You guys do have a bed, you know that right?
but there was a jingle~ get ready for valle no. 4 ;D
It's like 30 degrees out. Boinky is trying to kill you.
Birthday time for Acelin! I was was so relieved. Getting really burnt out on toddlers.
We threw a party and invited a bunch of kids for future playmates. Let me tell you, it was really hectic. It pretty much turned me off child parties forever.
Oh my beautiful girly boy.
and such a whiner ._. I don't blame him, he rolled loser. So that's neurotic, hydrophobic, and loser. My poor baby :c
ell oh fucking ell. That face tho
Derek: I thought we house-broke you!
You are such a strange looking child :|
Lysander: Happy Birthday little broh! You...ok?
Aceline: -sighs- I guess
he always looks so tragic :c
pop~
haha oh derek.
you adorable little rapscallion
Acelin: Hey...brother...
Lysander: Oh hey acelin, jeez forgot what I was doing oh well better go now
be suspicious acelin. very suspicious.
you poor fragile thing you
Acelin: I hate you <.<
ok so I hired a maid because I was sick of their house always being so dirty
which, among other reasons, made us incredibly low on funds. I pretty much made Derek and Ramona work non-stop for the next few days
Houston: Mama there is a strange ugly man in the house
which meant Cerise got kinda ignored :s sorry baby
Derek: Now, little one, I'll deny this if you ever repeat it in front of anyone but I love you the most.
Oh her ego
The first time I've ever seen him smile!
Acelin only loves animals
and sand. I have a lot of pictures of acelin. I don't even mean to, I guess it just makes my heart all warm to see him happy
A demonstration of what a self absorbed prick boinky is: those are several overlapping thought bubbles of himself. yeah. he does that all day.
I wanted to keep it so badly
wat u doin
you guys are cute tho I'll give you that
Derek: You know ramona, I was thinking. With all these kids and work, we won't really have time to plan a big wedding. Why don't we just tie the knot now?
Ramona: I'd love that. Big weddings aren't really our style, anyway.
Derek: Ahhh I love her~
omg you're so cute stahp
Boinky: Pay attention to me
Lysander: No.
Aweh! Our first normal-ish family dinner!
Which was promptly ruined by Cerise >:|
Derek: Hey so your mom and I just got married.
Cerise: Why is no one paying attention to meeee?
my little puddin' face is always doing all the dishes aweh
Ok let me tell you guys about the odd thing that happened here. We had a burglar stop by, and Houston ran out to bark at them when my game suddenly crashed. I had saved seconds prior to that, so it was no big deal but
When I loaded it back up, Derek woke up for no apparent reason, came outside
picked Houston up, carried him inside, and then went back to bed. It was really peculiar.
Acelin: You want me to stand in there while water pours on top of me?!
we go through this every morning -_- he and his mother I swear
Houston: Why do humans poop in water for absolutely no reason at all?
lol
Lysander: If I caught a big fish could we eat that for dinner mom?
Ramona: -munch- If it tastes good then yes
Acelin hates fish.
Lysander loves fishing~
Acelin loves sand~
Cerise: You will not be as cute as me, sibling. Know that.
Lysander caught a fishie named Jorge :D
O: SQUIRREL OMG
GEDDIT GEDDITTTT
Lysander: Woah! He got a squirrel?
Acelin: Our of the way peasant.
This is my first time catching a minor animal omggg his name is squeaker :3
Ramona: Uhhh...oh-ow!
Derek: Does it hurt?! omg omg that demon spawn is going to kill my wife!
Acelin: What!? It called kill mom! Dad!?
Ramona: No I got dis. Lemme just limber up.
Introducing the demon spawn~
no jk. Meet Lance Valle y'all. He rolled Evil and Slob and he's precious c: yay another blondieee
That's it for 1.2! Sorry that it was a little all-over-the place. I kinda just got into the game and forgot about the legacy. The next few should have a little more flow to them. Expect an update soon!