These two videos catalog the phenomenon of douchebaggery for posterity. I've known about the first since college, but decided to post it only after coming across the second (thank you
bitesizedmenace. If you don't have much time, watch the second of the two. It's long, but it just gets better and better the more you listen to it.
Why you should watch this video: The phrase "das Ubergeigh."
The Back story: NY and NJ are overrun with people called "guidos" - who think that orange tans, enormous hair, and tweezed eyebrows make them the manliest men of all. I beg to differ.
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Why you should watch this video: This guy thinks that there are only two legitimate reasons for not calling back a "catch" like him - 1) your mother has cancer or 2) you've been sexually abused in childhood. Please do me a favor and watch the whole thing.
Back story: "A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left."
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