tummy sticks.
SO I'M BACK FROM OTAKON. I'm waiting to say anything about the con itself until tomorrow because I have other things to write about first! I don't have a ton of pictures but the ones I have are pretty quality. I haven't gotten a chance to resize more than like two yet, but here are a couple previews stolen from other people~
SO MANY LADIES I LOVE and also a dude or two!
Katamari Fambly! amphitrite as the Queen, knightvision as the King, me as the Prince~ I made my dressu, my head-antennae and painted the Queen+Prince faces.. CJ made the rest of my head! ♥ My favorite fambly~
I would have spent probably the entirety of Saturday finishing my Noriko leotard and shirt, but Meesh is the most wonderful baby and offered to let me borrow her Eva school uniform. So I became a ~wacky Gainax crossover~ and wore what I had of Noriko plus an Eva uniform. I think I looked really derpy in the wig ajdgkklj several people did not even recognize me. ;; A;; Also, photoshopped the SHIT out of some massive undereye bags. ( ._.)
Also, when you see it, you'll >:C. Thanks, SQ.
Speaking of >:C, this. deafeuphoria, strawberrychans, kittyling being a creeper and my :C.
Also, one that I took. Moot admiring his beautiful assortment of Dragonball Z acquisitions from the Art Show. Sean Hicks is the most brilliant artist Otakon has ever seen, and is either like 8 years old or retarded. We're not sure which one.
More later!
For now, what I need to document is probably the best conversation I've had in a long time. Short version: moot, who you might know as the admin of that website fourchans.com or whatever, apparently actually (partially? completely?) believed jokes deafeuphoria and I had made like a longgg time ago about me being a dickgirl. This is documentation of how I brought this illusion crashing down. And also, how we are the best bros ever.
I do not often post chatlogs, and I do not post them unless they are important. These are important. They've been editted for length and a bit for content.
PART I: tummy sticks.
3:07:31 AM moot: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982280 (in case it goes down, a post from moot to me saying "i'd play tummy sticks with you any day~")
3:08:03 AM me: hahaha oh good
3:08:12 AM moot: then
3:08:12 AM moot: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982302 (someone saying to moot "I want to give you a hug and cookies and tell you everything will be all right while I gently lull you to sleep")
3:08:14 AM moot: ( ._.)
3:08:26 AM me: that's kind of cute!
3:08:40 AM moot: yeah but they quoted TUMMY STICKS
3:08:50 AM moot: hug and cookies
3:08:55 AM moot: that sounds nice~
3:09:04 AM me: that was secretly me
3:09:19 AM me: IS SHE JOKING??????
3:09:19 AM moot: you lie i can see your ip jerk
3:09:25 AM me: oh right hahah fuck
3:13:21 AM me: I don't think I actually know what tummy sticks means
3:13:30 AM moot: uhhhhhhhhhhh
3:13:35 AM moot: keep it that way
3:13:43 AM me: I think it involves rubbing dicks together?
3:17:52 AM moot: sorta
3:18:00 AM me: ... go on
3:18:07 AM moot: you play the drums
3:18:09 AM moot: with penises
3:18:10 AM moot: and tummies
3:18:14 AM moot: ...tummy sticks
3:18:19 AM me: aiekljgjlsf
3:18:28 AM me: that's, uh. that's adorable.
3:18:36 AM me: ... have you played tummy sticks?
3:18:45 AM moot: i've played chucky sticks
3:18:54 AM me: ...
3:18:58 AM me: how is that different?
3:19:07 AM moot: instead of tummies
3:19:10 AM moot: you use a chucky doll
3:19:18 AM moot: http://www.chuckysticks.com/
3:19:26 AM moot: pic related
3:19:36 AM me: hahahaha oh fucking fuck
3:20:02 AM moot: SO WHEN WE GONNA PLAY?
3:20:14 AM me: WE'RE PLAYING RIGHT NOW
3:20:25 AM me: in my fantasies
3:20:33 AM moot: how'd you know i was drumming my penis against my keyboard/monitor
3:20:46 AM me: that's what mine's doing too!
3:20:52 AM moot: o shi
PART II: dickgirl joke confusion. [backstory: SQ and I managed to not introduce moot and sweetsweets at Otakon even though they were around each other for a bit, and they live near each other so Meesh was being discussed at one point~]
3:20:58 AM me: also I told SQ to make a dickgirl joke about me to you before but it was too late :c
3:21:16 AM me:
>>SQ:
>>>>>moot: final Q, this person is a girl GIRL, right
>>>>>moot: ( ._.)
>>SQ: I assume he means Meesh
>>me: tell him "no, Liz has a dick"
>>me: since he didn't specify
>>SQ: ahaha damn, too late
3:21:18 AM moot: wait you don't have a penis
3:21:26 AM moot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:21:42 AM me: WHAAAAT?
3:21:57 AM moot: wait what
3:22:07 AM me: what are you "noooooo"ing to
3:22:36 AM moot: (3:20:50 AM) moot: wait you don't have a penis
3:23:11 AM me: oh see that could also be read as "wait, you don't have a penis." and not "wait, you don't have a penis?" because you don't use question marks. :|
3:23:19 AM me: so I was confused.
3:23:22 AM moot: oic
3:23:33 AM moot: the SQ dickgirl joke confused me
3:23:53 AM me: how so?
3:24:38 AM moot: this is getting confusing
3:24:45 AM moot: either he or you told me you were a trap at some point
3:24:52 AM moot: i thought you were referencing that
3:25:02 AM moot: not meesh
3:25:05 AM me: right, it was an ongoing joke. so I wanted him to make that joke to continue the ongoing joke.
3:25:33 AM me: he was assuming you meant meesh but since you didn't specify which girl you were talking about, I told him to mention me having a dick again.
3:25:43 AM moot: so wait
3:25:47 AM moot: you both lack penises
3:26:00 AM me: now now, I never said that.
3:26:12 AM moot: but
3:26:19 AM moot: what ( ._.)
3:26:35 AM me: GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK THE IP
3:26:39 AM me: OF MY DICK.
PART III - hahaha, wait.. you can't ACTUALLY think I have a penis.. can you?
3:26:49 AM moot: WHY YOU KEEP LYING
3:26:53 AM moot: COME CLEAN JERKBUTT
3:27:01 AM me: MAYBE I DON'T WANNA
3:27:09 AM moot: ;_;
3:27:11 AM moot: WHY NOT
3:27:39 AM moot: how are we going to play tummy sticks if you lack a stick. IT'S GOING TO BE TUMMY STICK--SINGULAR. WE NEED TO PLURALIZE THIS BITCH
3:27:52 AM me: YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
3:28:14 AM moot: why would i see
3:28:19 AM moot: STOP THE WEB OF LIES
3:29:25 AM moot: i have a theory but now i'll never know the truth ( ._.)
3:29:42 AM me: lmao what is your theory?
3:29:49 AM moot: you need to tell me the truth first!
3:29:51 AM moot: jerk
3:30:09 AM moot: I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY ;_;
3:30:17 AM me: WELL WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER
3:30:23 AM moot: neither
3:30:29 AM moot: I WANT THE TRUTH, ETC
3:30:29 AM me: [INSERT A MOOT-RELATED QUESTION HERE that has been editted, sry]
3:30:32 AM moot: i am tom cruise
3:30:37 AM moot: hahaha
3:31:09 AM me: YOU TELL ME TRUTH I TELL YOU TRUTH
3:31:11 AM moot: spill the beans
3:31:19 AM moot: YOU FIRST
3:31:28 AM me: NUH-UH
3:31:32 AM moot: y u do this
3:31:43 AM me: because I like seeing you squirm.
3:31:48 AM moot: :3
3:31:57 AM moot: you piqued my curiousity!
3:32:09 AM moot: AROUSED my curiousity
3:32:15 AM me: is curiosity the name of your penis?
3:32:18 AM moot: hahahaha
3:32:30 AM moot: stop playing games just tell me ;_;
3:32:32 AM moot: SOME FRIEND YOU ARE
3:32:41 AM me: first you tell me!
3:32:45 AM moot: no!
3:32:51 AM me: why!
3:32:52 AM moot: i can't because IT HAS TO DO WITH MY THEORY
3:32:56 AM moot: you'll FIND OUT RIGHT AFTER
3:33:04 AM moot: because it's part of the ONE SENTENCE RESPONSE
3:33:07 AM me: but what if you don't like me as much!
3:33:12 AM moot: what
3:33:17 AM moot: i don't fucking care either way, seriously
3:33:27 AM moot: i will like you exactly the same
PART IV - unveiling the myth, or, I Can't Believe You Actually Thought I Had a Dick.
3:35:11 AM me: hahahaha okay. I do not have a dick. but I know how to use one. ( ._.) also I am considering it a great personal accomplishment that I managed to almost convince you I am a dickgirl or something.
3:35:20 AM moot: hahahaha
3:35:24 AM moot: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3:35:48 AM moot: i guessed that you just told guys you were a trap to make them disinterested because you like girls
[some more things editted out, whoop]
3:36:03 AM me: also wait did you like, think I was trans or something or like intersexed or what I don't even know how you'd think I was legit that
3:36:20 AM me: hahaha I'm pretty sure you're the only guy I've told I was a dickgirl I can't believe you actually believed it
3:36:25 AM moot: hahahahaha
3:36:31 AM moot: i actually doubted it
3:36:39 AM moot: i think when you told me your last name i googled it
3:36:52 AM moot: and the first thing that popped up was your highschool graduation letter
3:37:00 AM moot: with your full first name
3:37:07 AM moot: so i was like "HM THIS DOESN'T FIT BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE"
3:37:11 AM me: hahaha wait graduation letter what?
3:37:17 AM moot: like a graduation roll
3:37:20 AM moot: for some rando place in jersey
3:37:26 AM me: weird
[MORE EDITS]
3:41:06 AM moot: i thought you had a penis
3:41:06 AM moot: don't worry
3:41:12 AM moot: seriously
3:41:16 AM me: hahahah I really can't believe you thought that though
3:41:22 AM moot: i had just accepted the fact that you had a penis
3:41:23 AM moot: i even told willard
3:41:28 AM me: hahahahaha jesus fucking christ
3:41:31 AM me: like
3:41:32 AM me: how
3:41:34 AM me: how would I have a penis?
3:41:36 AM moot: a long time ago
3:41:38 AM moot: I DON'T KNOW
3:41:42 AM moot: I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT
3:41:49 AM moot: but then i thought "WELL MAYBE"
3:41:52 AM me: did you think I was a girl with a dick? or like, a male to female transperson or WHAT?
3:41:54 AM me: I can't
3:41:59 AM me: I can't even believe you believed that
3:42:09 AM moot: don't be insulted ;_;
3:42:18 AM moot: i couldn't believe it BUT I WANTED TO BELIEVE so i made it work
3:42:22 AM me: hahahahahaha
3:42:35 AM me: WHICH ONE, THOUGH??? I'm curious!!
3:42:40 AM moot: which what
3:42:54 AM me: intersexed v. trans v. what
3:43:20 AM moot: i guess neither
3:43:26 AM me: :|
3:43:30 AM moot: because i saw the "elizabeth itaalCRAZYNAME"
3:43:32 AM moot: and was like
3:43:39 AM moot: "there is no way she was preop in high school"
3:43:50 AM me: lmao I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS, JESUS
3:43:50 AM moot: so there wasn't really any real way to believe
[some other things~]
3:47:20 AM moot: i didn't offend you did i
3:47:30 AM moot: ;_;
3:47:35 AM me: hahahaha no, this whole thing is really funny to me!
3:47:58 AM moot: NOW I FEEL LIKE A JERK
3:48:05 AM moot: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LIE IN THE FIRST PLACE JERK
3:48:08 AM me: hahahaha NO ITS OK IT'S REALLY FUNNY
3:48:13 AM me: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D EVER BELIEVE THAT
3:48:53 AM me: as payback I'm probably going to document on my livejournal the fact that I actually fooled moot into thinking I was a dickgirl
PART V - guy/girl friends.
3:49:01 AM moot: what if you had lied about meesh
3:49:04 AM me: dude I don't think I've ever fooled ANYONE into thinking I was a dickgirl
3:49:07 AM moot: WHAT THEN
3:49:08 AM me: lied about her how?
3:49:12 AM moot: HAVING A PENIS
3:49:17 AM me: hahahahha
3:49:25 AM moot: i would have believed it
3:49:34 AM me: Meesh would be a really good dickgirl.
3:49:37 AM moot: hahaha
3:49:56 AM moot: link me to the post i want to read the chronicle of deception
3:50:24 AM moot: i figured guy/girls might have guy/girl friends
3:50:31 AM moot: so i asked sq if she was a girl GIRL
3:50:35 AM moot: not a dude DUDE
3:50:40 AM me: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GUY/GIRL
3:50:43 AM moot: ALIDSHASLDHASDH
3:50:57 AM moot: I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT YOU KEPT THE LIES GOING
3:51:04 AM moot: and it's not like i greet you with a slap to the vagina
3:51:11 AM me: THAT WASN'T LYING THAT WAS BEING FACETIOUS, JESUS
3:51:29 AM me: AND YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH TELL BY SIGHT WHETHER SOMEONE IS TRANSITIONING OR NOT
3:51:46 AM moot: I SOMEHOW RATIONALIZED IT IN MY HEAD
3:51:49 AM moot: SORRY GOD ;_;
3:51:56 AM me: I'M SORRY TO HAVE RUINED THE ILLUSION
3:52:06 AM moot: NOW HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PLAY TUMMY STICKS
3:52:13 AM me: I HAVE DILDOS, IT'S OKAY
3:52:19 AM me: I AM KIND OF A LESBIAN, AFTER ALL
3:52:20 AM moot: guess it'll be CHUCKY STICKS for me
3:52:24 AM moot: chucky for ONE
3:52:29 AM me: i'm dying
3:52:31 AM me: i am dying
3:53:11 AM moot: i was lolling pretty hard earlier ( ._.)
3:53:20 AM moot: i guess the jig was up when you didn't know tummy sticks
PART VI - a return to broing.
3:53:23 AM me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
3:53:24 AM me: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982361 [see later attachment]
3:53:26 AM me: OH MY GOD
3:53:41 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:53:43 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:53:55 AM me: THERE ARE TEARS
3:53:57 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:54:17 AM moot: i am fucking choking
3:54:25 AM me: TEARS
3:54:26 AM me: TEARS
3:54:39 AM me: I CANT BREATHE
3:54:55 AM moot: i am going to wake my friend up
3:54:58 AM moot: ASHDLASHDASLDHASDH
3:55:03 AM moot: EPIC NIGHT IS EPIC
3:55:19 AM me: I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE BRO'D OUT TONIGHT
3:55:31 AM moot: hey i do have petite hands
3:55:35 AM me: aww ; w;
3:55:41 AM moot: but when they girl into a fist
3:55:47 AM moot: THEY'RE PRETTY BRO IMHO
3:55:55 AM moot: wait girl = curl
3:55:57 AM moot: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3:56:05 AM me: HAHAHHAHAA
3:56:14 AM me: i didn't think I could laugh harder and then you girled into a fist
3:56:16 AM me: and now I am dying
3:58:26 AM me: I'm so happy
4:00:18 AM moot: oh holy shit my bed just broke
4:00:22 AM moot: it just sank to one side
4:00:25 AM moot: i am too bro for this bed
4:00:30 AM moot: LAUGHING KILLED IT
4:00:35 AM me: hahaha oh no! too much bro for one bed!
4:01:01 AM moot: i brofisted myself too much
4:02:52 AM moot: i think we killed zip.4chan
4:03:09 AM me: it's like your bed, 2 MUCH BRO
4:03:17 AM moot: TRUE THAT, BRO
4:04:56 AM me: you need to post again in our brofist thread and---- oh wait, zip.4chan is overwhelmed by bros, hahah
4:04:57 AM me: oops
4:05:11 AM moot: the server is hardlocked
4:05:11 AM moot: fixing
4:05:20 AM me: dunno what that means, but ok!
4:05:22 AM moot: fucking bro OVERLOAD
4:05:34 AM moot: it can't handle so many BRO packets per second
4:05:39 AM me: apparently!
4:05:41 AM moot: 4chan down due to BRO flood :(
4:05:54 AM me: hahahahaha what an accomplishment
So tonight we brofisted /cgl/, I confessed to moot that I do not actually have a penis, we bro'd so hard that the zip.4chan server pooped itself, and moot and I had /cgl/ brofic written about us:
4chan may be 98% shithole but sometimes it has its really, really good moments. I think I won it a little bit tonight.
Anyway. Real Otakon post tomorrow, ilu guys and miss so many of you terribly, I am going to schleep now.
SO MANY LADIES I LOVE and also a dude or two!
Katamari Fambly! amphitrite as the Queen, knightvision as the King, me as the Prince~ I made my dressu, my head-antennae and painted the Queen+Prince faces.. CJ made the rest of my head! ♥ My favorite fambly~
I would have spent probably the entirety of Saturday finishing my Noriko leotard and shirt, but Meesh is the most wonderful baby and offered to let me borrow her Eva school uniform. So I became a ~wacky Gainax crossover~ and wore what I had of Noriko plus an Eva uniform. I think I looked really derpy in the wig ajdgkklj several people did not even recognize me. ;; A;; Also, photoshopped the SHIT out of some massive undereye bags. ( ._.)
Also, when you see it, you'll >:C. Thanks, SQ.
Speaking of >:C, this. deafeuphoria, strawberrychans, kittyling being a creeper and my :C.
Also, one that I took. Moot admiring his beautiful assortment of Dragonball Z acquisitions from the Art Show. Sean Hicks is the most brilliant artist Otakon has ever seen, and is either like 8 years old or retarded. We're not sure which one.
More later!
For now, what I need to document is probably the best conversation I've had in a long time. Short version: moot, who you might know as the admin of that website fourchans.com or whatever, apparently actually (partially? completely?) believed jokes deafeuphoria and I had made like a longgg time ago about me being a dickgirl. This is documentation of how I brought this illusion crashing down. And also, how we are the best bros ever.
I do not often post chatlogs, and I do not post them unless they are important. These are important. They've been editted for length and a bit for content.
PART I: tummy sticks.
3:07:31 AM moot: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982280 (in case it goes down, a post from moot to me saying "i'd play tummy sticks with you any day~")
3:08:03 AM me: hahaha oh good
3:08:12 AM moot: then
3:08:12 AM moot: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982302 (someone saying to moot "I want to give you a hug and cookies and tell you everything will be all right while I gently lull you to sleep")
3:08:14 AM moot: ( ._.)
3:08:26 AM me: that's kind of cute!
3:08:40 AM moot: yeah but they quoted TUMMY STICKS
3:08:50 AM moot: hug and cookies
3:08:55 AM moot: that sounds nice~
3:09:04 AM me: that was secretly me
3:09:19 AM me: IS SHE JOKING??????
3:09:19 AM moot: you lie i can see your ip jerk
3:09:25 AM me: oh right hahah fuck
3:13:21 AM me: I don't think I actually know what tummy sticks means
3:13:30 AM moot: uhhhhhhhhhhh
3:13:35 AM moot: keep it that way
3:13:43 AM me: I think it involves rubbing dicks together?
3:17:52 AM moot: sorta
3:18:00 AM me: ... go on
3:18:07 AM moot: you play the drums
3:18:09 AM moot: with penises
3:18:10 AM moot: and tummies
3:18:14 AM moot: ...tummy sticks
3:18:19 AM me: aiekljgjlsf
3:18:28 AM me: that's, uh. that's adorable.
3:18:36 AM me: ... have you played tummy sticks?
3:18:45 AM moot: i've played chucky sticks
3:18:54 AM me: ...
3:18:58 AM me: how is that different?
3:19:07 AM moot: instead of tummies
3:19:10 AM moot: you use a chucky doll
3:19:18 AM moot: http://www.chuckysticks.com/
3:19:26 AM moot: pic related
3:19:36 AM me: hahahaha oh fucking fuck
3:20:02 AM moot: SO WHEN WE GONNA PLAY?
3:20:14 AM me: WE'RE PLAYING RIGHT NOW
3:20:25 AM me: in my fantasies
3:20:33 AM moot: how'd you know i was drumming my penis against my keyboard/monitor
3:20:46 AM me: that's what mine's doing too!
3:20:52 AM moot: o shi
PART II: dickgirl joke confusion. [backstory: SQ and I managed to not introduce moot and sweetsweets at Otakon even though they were around each other for a bit, and they live near each other so Meesh was being discussed at one point~]
3:20:58 AM me: also I told SQ to make a dickgirl joke about me to you before but it was too late :c
3:21:16 AM me:
>>SQ:
>>>>>moot: final Q, this person is a girl GIRL, right
>>>>>moot: ( ._.)
>>SQ: I assume he means Meesh
>>me: tell him "no, Liz has a dick"
>>me: since he didn't specify
>>SQ: ahaha damn, too late
3:21:18 AM moot: wait you don't have a penis
3:21:26 AM moot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:21:42 AM me: WHAAAAT?
3:21:57 AM moot: wait what
3:22:07 AM me: what are you "noooooo"ing to
3:22:36 AM moot: (3:20:50 AM) moot: wait you don't have a penis
3:23:11 AM me: oh see that could also be read as "wait, you don't have a penis." and not "wait, you don't have a penis?" because you don't use question marks. :|
3:23:19 AM me: so I was confused.
3:23:22 AM moot: oic
3:23:33 AM moot: the SQ dickgirl joke confused me
3:23:53 AM me: how so?
3:24:38 AM moot: this is getting confusing
3:24:45 AM moot: either he or you told me you were a trap at some point
3:24:52 AM moot: i thought you were referencing that
3:25:02 AM moot: not meesh
3:25:05 AM me: right, it was an ongoing joke. so I wanted him to make that joke to continue the ongoing joke.
3:25:33 AM me: he was assuming you meant meesh but since you didn't specify which girl you were talking about, I told him to mention me having a dick again.
3:25:43 AM moot: so wait
3:25:47 AM moot: you both lack penises
3:26:00 AM me: now now, I never said that.
3:26:12 AM moot: but
3:26:19 AM moot: what ( ._.)
3:26:35 AM me: GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK THE IP
3:26:39 AM me: OF MY DICK.
PART III - hahaha, wait.. you can't ACTUALLY think I have a penis.. can you?
3:26:49 AM moot: WHY YOU KEEP LYING
3:26:53 AM moot: COME CLEAN JERKBUTT
3:27:01 AM me: MAYBE I DON'T WANNA
3:27:09 AM moot: ;_;
3:27:11 AM moot: WHY NOT
3:27:39 AM moot: how are we going to play tummy sticks if you lack a stick. IT'S GOING TO BE TUMMY STICK--SINGULAR. WE NEED TO PLURALIZE THIS BITCH
3:27:52 AM me: YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
3:28:14 AM moot: why would i see
3:28:19 AM moot: STOP THE WEB OF LIES
3:29:25 AM moot: i have a theory but now i'll never know the truth ( ._.)
3:29:42 AM me: lmao what is your theory?
3:29:49 AM moot: you need to tell me the truth first!
3:29:51 AM moot: jerk
3:30:09 AM moot: I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY ;_;
3:30:17 AM me: WELL WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER
3:30:23 AM moot: neither
3:30:29 AM moot: I WANT THE TRUTH, ETC
3:30:29 AM me: [INSERT A MOOT-RELATED QUESTION HERE that has been editted, sry]
3:30:32 AM moot: i am tom cruise
3:30:37 AM moot: hahaha
3:31:09 AM me: YOU TELL ME TRUTH I TELL YOU TRUTH
3:31:11 AM moot: spill the beans
3:31:19 AM moot: YOU FIRST
3:31:28 AM me: NUH-UH
3:31:32 AM moot: y u do this
3:31:43 AM me: because I like seeing you squirm.
3:31:48 AM moot: :3
3:31:57 AM moot: you piqued my curiousity!
3:32:09 AM moot: AROUSED my curiousity
3:32:15 AM me: is curiosity the name of your penis?
3:32:18 AM moot: hahahaha
3:32:30 AM moot: stop playing games just tell me ;_;
3:32:32 AM moot: SOME FRIEND YOU ARE
3:32:41 AM me: first you tell me!
3:32:45 AM moot: no!
3:32:51 AM me: why!
3:32:52 AM moot: i can't because IT HAS TO DO WITH MY THEORY
3:32:56 AM moot: you'll FIND OUT RIGHT AFTER
3:33:04 AM moot: because it's part of the ONE SENTENCE RESPONSE
3:33:07 AM me: but what if you don't like me as much!
3:33:12 AM moot: what
3:33:17 AM moot: i don't fucking care either way, seriously
3:33:27 AM moot: i will like you exactly the same
PART IV - unveiling the myth, or, I Can't Believe You Actually Thought I Had a Dick.
3:35:11 AM me: hahahaha okay. I do not have a dick. but I know how to use one. ( ._.) also I am considering it a great personal accomplishment that I managed to almost convince you I am a dickgirl or something.
3:35:20 AM moot: hahahaha
3:35:24 AM moot: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3:35:48 AM moot: i guessed that you just told guys you were a trap to make them disinterested because you like girls
[some more things editted out, whoop]
3:36:03 AM me: also wait did you like, think I was trans or something or like intersexed or what I don't even know how you'd think I was legit that
3:36:20 AM me: hahaha I'm pretty sure you're the only guy I've told I was a dickgirl I can't believe you actually believed it
3:36:25 AM moot: hahahahaha
3:36:31 AM moot: i actually doubted it
3:36:39 AM moot: i think when you told me your last name i googled it
3:36:52 AM moot: and the first thing that popped up was your highschool graduation letter
3:37:00 AM moot: with your full first name
3:37:07 AM moot: so i was like "HM THIS DOESN'T FIT BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE"
3:37:11 AM me: hahaha wait graduation letter what?
3:37:17 AM moot: like a graduation roll
3:37:20 AM moot: for some rando place in jersey
3:37:26 AM me: weird
[MORE EDITS]
3:41:06 AM moot: i thought you had a penis
3:41:06 AM moot: don't worry
3:41:12 AM moot: seriously
3:41:16 AM me: hahahah I really can't believe you thought that though
3:41:22 AM moot: i had just accepted the fact that you had a penis
3:41:23 AM moot: i even told willard
3:41:28 AM me: hahahahaha jesus fucking christ
3:41:31 AM me: like
3:41:32 AM me: how
3:41:34 AM me: how would I have a penis?
3:41:36 AM moot: a long time ago
3:41:38 AM moot: I DON'T KNOW
3:41:42 AM moot: I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT
3:41:49 AM moot: but then i thought "WELL MAYBE"
3:41:52 AM me: did you think I was a girl with a dick? or like, a male to female transperson or WHAT?
3:41:54 AM me: I can't
3:41:59 AM me: I can't even believe you believed that
3:42:09 AM moot: don't be insulted ;_;
3:42:18 AM moot: i couldn't believe it BUT I WANTED TO BELIEVE so i made it work
3:42:22 AM me: hahahahahaha
3:42:35 AM me: WHICH ONE, THOUGH??? I'm curious!!
3:42:40 AM moot: which what
3:42:54 AM me: intersexed v. trans v. what
3:43:20 AM moot: i guess neither
3:43:26 AM me: :|
3:43:30 AM moot: because i saw the "elizabeth itaalCRAZYNAME"
3:43:32 AM moot: and was like
3:43:39 AM moot: "there is no way she was preop in high school"
3:43:50 AM me: lmao I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS, JESUS
3:43:50 AM moot: so there wasn't really any real way to believe
[some other things~]
3:47:20 AM moot: i didn't offend you did i
3:47:30 AM moot: ;_;
3:47:35 AM me: hahahaha no, this whole thing is really funny to me!
3:47:58 AM moot: NOW I FEEL LIKE A JERK
3:48:05 AM moot: WHY'D YOU HAVE TO LIE IN THE FIRST PLACE JERK
3:48:08 AM me: hahahaha NO ITS OK IT'S REALLY FUNNY
3:48:13 AM me: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D EVER BELIEVE THAT
3:48:53 AM me: as payback I'm probably going to document on my livejournal the fact that I actually fooled moot into thinking I was a dickgirl
PART V - guy/girl friends.
3:49:01 AM moot: what if you had lied about meesh
3:49:04 AM me: dude I don't think I've ever fooled ANYONE into thinking I was a dickgirl
3:49:07 AM moot: WHAT THEN
3:49:08 AM me: lied about her how?
3:49:12 AM moot: HAVING A PENIS
3:49:17 AM me: hahahahha
3:49:25 AM moot: i would have believed it
3:49:34 AM me: Meesh would be a really good dickgirl.
3:49:37 AM moot: hahaha
3:49:56 AM moot: link me to the post i want to read the chronicle of deception
3:50:24 AM moot: i figured guy/girls might have guy/girl friends
3:50:31 AM moot: so i asked sq if she was a girl GIRL
3:50:35 AM moot: not a dude DUDE
3:50:40 AM me: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GUY/GIRL
3:50:43 AM moot: ALIDSHASLDHASDH
3:50:57 AM moot: I DIDN'T WANT TO BUT YOU KEPT THE LIES GOING
3:51:04 AM moot: and it's not like i greet you with a slap to the vagina
3:51:11 AM me: THAT WASN'T LYING THAT WAS BEING FACETIOUS, JESUS
3:51:29 AM me: AND YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH TELL BY SIGHT WHETHER SOMEONE IS TRANSITIONING OR NOT
3:51:46 AM moot: I SOMEHOW RATIONALIZED IT IN MY HEAD
3:51:49 AM moot: SORRY GOD ;_;
3:51:56 AM me: I'M SORRY TO HAVE RUINED THE ILLUSION
3:52:06 AM moot: NOW HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PLAY TUMMY STICKS
3:52:13 AM me: I HAVE DILDOS, IT'S OKAY
3:52:19 AM me: I AM KIND OF A LESBIAN, AFTER ALL
3:52:20 AM moot: guess it'll be CHUCKY STICKS for me
3:52:24 AM moot: chucky for ONE
3:52:29 AM me: i'm dying
3:52:31 AM me: i am dying
3:53:11 AM moot: i was lolling pretty hard earlier ( ._.)
3:53:20 AM moot: i guess the jig was up when you didn't know tummy sticks
PART VI - a return to broing.
3:53:23 AM me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
3:53:24 AM me: http://zip.4chan.org/cgl/res/1980840.html#1982361 [see later attachment]
3:53:26 AM me: OH MY GOD
3:53:41 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:53:43 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:53:55 AM me: THERE ARE TEARS
3:53:57 AM me: I'M SOBBING
3:54:17 AM moot: i am fucking choking
3:54:25 AM me: TEARS
3:54:26 AM me: TEARS
3:54:39 AM me: I CANT BREATHE
3:54:55 AM moot: i am going to wake my friend up
3:54:58 AM moot: ASHDLASHDASLDHASDH
3:55:03 AM moot: EPIC NIGHT IS EPIC
3:55:19 AM me: I AM SO GLAD WE HAVE BRO'D OUT TONIGHT
3:55:31 AM moot: hey i do have petite hands
3:55:35 AM me: aww ; w;
3:55:41 AM moot: but when they girl into a fist
3:55:47 AM moot: THEY'RE PRETTY BRO IMHO
3:55:55 AM moot: wait girl = curl
3:55:57 AM moot: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3:56:05 AM me: HAHAHHAHAA
3:56:14 AM me: i didn't think I could laugh harder and then you girled into a fist
3:56:16 AM me: and now I am dying
3:58:26 AM me: I'm so happy
4:00:18 AM moot: oh holy shit my bed just broke
4:00:22 AM moot: it just sank to one side
4:00:25 AM moot: i am too bro for this bed
4:00:30 AM moot: LAUGHING KILLED IT
4:00:35 AM me: hahaha oh no! too much bro for one bed!
4:01:01 AM moot: i brofisted myself too much
4:02:52 AM moot: i think we killed zip.4chan
4:03:09 AM me: it's like your bed, 2 MUCH BRO
4:03:17 AM moot: TRUE THAT, BRO
4:04:56 AM me: you need to post again in our brofist thread and---- oh wait, zip.4chan is overwhelmed by bros, hahah
4:04:57 AM me: oops
4:05:11 AM moot: the server is hardlocked
4:05:11 AM moot: fixing
4:05:20 AM me: dunno what that means, but ok!
4:05:22 AM moot: fucking bro OVERLOAD
4:05:34 AM moot: it can't handle so many BRO packets per second
4:05:39 AM me: apparently!
4:05:41 AM moot: 4chan down due to BRO flood :(
4:05:54 AM me: hahahahaha what an accomplishment
So tonight we brofisted /cgl/, I confessed to moot that I do not actually have a penis, we bro'd so hard that the zip.4chan server pooped itself, and moot and I had /cgl/ brofic written about us:
4chan may be 98% shithole but sometimes it has its really, really good moments. I think I won it a little bit tonight.
Anyway. Real Otakon post tomorrow, ilu guys and miss so many of you terribly, I am going to schleep now.