only making an entry about this because it's too long for twitter. that is sad.
A while back, I made a tweet to the effect of "I JUST SAW A DUDE IN A STITCH KIGURUMI PUT BY ON A TINY LITTLE RED MOTORBIKE."
I just saw that same dude, on that same motorbike, dressed completely up like Mario. There may have also been related music involved.
I. My school. I don't even.
Who the fuck is this kid and why is he not my friend yet.
Previously, I have learned that "kissing" equates to "fucking" on /cgl/. Today, I learned that "a one-time closed-mouth peck on the lips" is actually "kissing several times!" I just. WHO EVEN CARES OH MY GOD. /cgl/, I love you so much when you're not a shithole. But right now, you're a shithole. DRAMA IS BORING, POKEMON IS AWESOME
Related, I am astounded at how many people are genuinely surprised about the G/S remake. HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING?! Haha whatev. I think I'm going to go with Heart Gold because I am a gaaaay and I really like Ho-Oh for some reason.
I'm going to go back to bed here in a bit as I was up until 6am finishing a paper and then up again at 9:30. Was going to head to Hampshire in like an hour for some queer barbeque dealy buuut I think I'm going to sleep through that instead. Tonight I plan to tag along with Max to this. For those too lazy to click a link, look at this fucking event description:
"LAST FUCKING BIKE GANG
Host: FIXED GEAR DRINKING TEAM
LAST BIKE GANG OF THE YEAR. STEP YOUR SHIT UP. GET IN FIGHTS. DRINK BEER. DRINK A 40. DRINK A MAD DOG. HURL ON PEOPLE. U LOCK JUSTICE. GET ROWDY. NO INDOOR VOICES ALLOWED. NO SLEEVES. PUNCH A FRAT BOY IN THE DICK AND SPIT IN HIS FACE THEN HAVE A HUMAN PYRAMID ON HIS CORPSE. FUCK IT IT'S BIKE GANG.
FOR NEW KIDS: BRING YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE SPOKE AT 10PM THIS FRIDAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 21, WE JUST MEET OUTSIDE. WE PARTY HOP ON BIKES. NO MORE NO LESS. WE DON'T RIDE FAST BY ALMOST ANY MEANS, HOWEVER IF YOU COME BE ABLE TO KEEP UP PLZ. EDGE KIDS ARE WELCOME. FIXIES AREN'T NECESSARY JUST BE ROWDY AND/OR HAVE A KNOWLEDGE OF DOPE PARTIES.
INVITE ALL YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS TOO."
I am simultaneously incredibly excited and massively terrified. I'm going to feel like a tool on my wimpy little 6-gear comfort bike around all them fixie hipster folk (Max so very included) and I'm praying I can keep up but DAMMIT I want to do something exciting on my last weekend!
Okay, nap now.
I just saw that same dude, on that same motorbike, dressed completely up like Mario. There may have also been related music involved.
I. My school. I don't even.
Who the fuck is this kid and why is he not my friend yet.
Previously, I have learned that "kissing" equates to "fucking" on /cgl/. Today, I learned that "a one-time closed-mouth peck on the lips" is actually "kissing several times!" I just. WHO EVEN CARES OH MY GOD. /cgl/, I love you so much when you're not a shithole. But right now, you're a shithole. DRAMA IS BORING, POKEMON IS AWESOME
Related, I am astounded at how many people are genuinely surprised about the G/S remake. HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING?! Haha whatev. I think I'm going to go with Heart Gold because I am a gaaaay and I really like Ho-Oh for some reason.
I'm going to go back to bed here in a bit as I was up until 6am finishing a paper and then up again at 9:30. Was going to head to Hampshire in like an hour for some queer barbeque dealy buuut I think I'm going to sleep through that instead. Tonight I plan to tag along with Max to this. For those too lazy to click a link, look at this fucking event description:
"LAST FUCKING BIKE GANG
Host: FIXED GEAR DRINKING TEAM
LAST BIKE GANG OF THE YEAR. STEP YOUR SHIT UP. GET IN FIGHTS. DRINK BEER. DRINK A 40. DRINK A MAD DOG. HURL ON PEOPLE. U LOCK JUSTICE. GET ROWDY. NO INDOOR VOICES ALLOWED. NO SLEEVES. PUNCH A FRAT BOY IN THE DICK AND SPIT IN HIS FACE THEN HAVE A HUMAN PYRAMID ON HIS CORPSE. FUCK IT IT'S BIKE GANG.
FOR NEW KIDS: BRING YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE SPOKE AT 10PM THIS FRIDAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 21, WE JUST MEET OUTSIDE. WE PARTY HOP ON BIKES. NO MORE NO LESS. WE DON'T RIDE FAST BY ALMOST ANY MEANS, HOWEVER IF YOU COME BE ABLE TO KEEP UP PLZ. EDGE KIDS ARE WELCOME. FIXIES AREN'T NECESSARY JUST BE ROWDY AND/OR HAVE A KNOWLEDGE OF DOPE PARTIES.
INVITE ALL YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS TOO."
I am simultaneously incredibly excited and massively terrified. I'm going to feel like a tool on my wimpy little 6-gear comfort bike around all them fixie hipster folk (Max so very included) and I'm praying I can keep up but DAMMIT I want to do something exciting on my last weekend!
Okay, nap now.