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ELEVEN FUCKING HOURS TO BOSTON
WHAT A GREAT DAY. I inhabited the back of the Greyhound bus for approximately eleven hours with Tim Gunn, British Guy, Irish Couple, Indian Lady Behind Me, Israeli Guy In Front Of Me, and of course, Possibly Aspie's Girl Who Would Not Shut Up The Hell Up who we all hated. It got to a point where we were basically just all trolling her and she didn't notice. She was like.. THAT TYPE who has no sense of when they're annoying someone so they just ask retarded questions incessantly.
eg; ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? WHERE IS THE UK? THAT'S IN ENGLAND, RIGHT? WHAT'S THE BEST CLUB IN ENGLAND? DO YOU LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS? DO YOU LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER BREAKDOWN? DO YOU WATCH TILA TEQUILA? IT'S SUCH A GOOD SHOW. I WISH I HAD SOME TEQUILA RIGHT NOW. I DON'T REALLY DRINK BUT I LIKE SHOTS. WHAT'S A GUINNESS? (these are like 1/20th of what we were subjected to for 11 fucking hours.) At one point when she was like "GAWWWWD I'M SO BORRRRRED," Gay Man Who Looked Like Tim Gunn was like, "you could take a nap, that'll make the time go by faster. ..If you don't talk in your sleep." The second bit was under his breath and made like the entire back of the bus laugh. Ohhhhh god that girl. @__@ Everyone else was pretty cool, though.. seeing as we all formed a common bond over how we wanted to throw her into the snow storm. GOD THERE WAS SO MUCH SNOW.
Anywayyy I am finally in Dedham and cuddles are rad and we are going to bed now. I am surprised I am still alive that was seriously the lamest bus ride EVER. k bye.
WHAT A GREAT DAY. I inhabited the back of the Greyhound bus for approximately eleven hours with Tim Gunn, British Guy, Irish Couple, Indian Lady Behind Me, Israeli Guy In Front Of Me, and of course, Possibly Aspie's Girl Who Would Not Shut Up The Hell Up who we all hated. It got to a point where we were basically just all trolling her and she didn't notice. She was like.. THAT TYPE who has no sense of when they're annoying someone so they just ask retarded questions incessantly.
eg; ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND? WHERE IS THE UK? THAT'S IN ENGLAND, RIGHT? WHAT'S THE BEST CLUB IN ENGLAND? DO YOU LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS? DO YOU LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER BREAKDOWN? DO YOU WATCH TILA TEQUILA? IT'S SUCH A GOOD SHOW. I WISH I HAD SOME TEQUILA RIGHT NOW. I DON'T REALLY DRINK BUT I LIKE SHOTS. WHAT'S A GUINNESS? (these are like 1/20th of what we were subjected to for 11 fucking hours.) At one point when she was like "GAWWWWD I'M SO BORRRRRED," Gay Man Who Looked Like Tim Gunn was like, "you could take a nap, that'll make the time go by faster. ..If you don't talk in your sleep." The second bit was under his breath and made like the entire back of the bus laugh. Ohhhhh god that girl. @__@ Everyone else was pretty cool, though.. seeing as we all formed a common bond over how we wanted to throw her into the snow storm. GOD THERE WAS SO MUCH SNOW.
Anywayyy I am finally in Dedham and cuddles are rad and we are going to bed now. I am surprised I am still alive that was seriously the lamest bus ride EVER. k bye.