Dec 31, 2009 04:06
my sister is the perfect housewife.
every day she makes his sandwich for him, to take to work the next morning
she diligently packs the rest of his lunch, a snack, a dessert, and some sweet tea to go.
i see little notes next to the bathroom sink addressed to him
"your clothes are in the dryer. i couldnt stay awake to let them finish so you may want to fluff them for a
few minutes so they arent wrinkled."
"dont forget your wallet. you left it here yesterday and were driving illegally all day. glad a cop didnt pull
you over, id be bailing you out of jail :P"
on the faucet there are his whiskers from where he shaves.
he gets home from work his clothes go on the floor.
she cleans up both
we go through 2 gallons of tea every other day because he drinks it and forgets about it and wastes it.
she records his television shows that he never watches
she does the dishes with manicured nails
she puts the dog out and allows him to address her as "woman"
in the context of:
"wake up, woman"
"put your shoes on, woman."
"woman, make me a drink."
she makes love to him when she never wants to, which i hear through the wall
as well as screams and cries at him when she doesnt feel understood...but wont listen to him at all.
my sister is the perfect housewife.
i thank God every day i am not and never will be her.