Music playing: "Who broke my heart? YOU DID YOU DID."
Kurt you look so pleased.
"Better watch your boyfriend..."
SUDDENLY.
KAROFSKY.
I'm glad you still make a habit of coming the fuck out of no where.
Dave: "Can I get another beer please?"
-MUSIC STOPS-
Dave: ....the fuck do I do now?
.....
Dave: AWWWE YEAH HE'S SMILING AT ME. HE'S GLAD TO SEE ME. SCORE ONE FOR KAROFSKY
Or he's relieved cause he thought his father just sat down next to him OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST DAVE KAROFSKY
YEEEE
Kurt: "So how's life at your new school?"
Dave: "Fine."
Let's just stare at each other.
OKAY.
No. No hiding in your hat, David.
"You know I just wanna have a normal senior year, and play football without my teammates hearing rumors about me."
"Just to let you know I would have never told anyone except Blaine."
I think Dave's more worried about Santana or Blaine than you Kurt.
Kurt: "That's not who I am."
Now hold on a moment, let me make sure my boyfriend still has his pants on.
....Okay we're good.
"So you come here all the time?"
COME HERE OFTEN BABY?
"People like me here. I feel accepted."
God that breaks my heart. He's still closeted and doesn't think he can tell people around him so he goes to a bar to find people
who like him for who he is.
I mean, I'm glad he has it, cause it makes him happy, but TNRIFSDGNKBRSGDFV
I feel like Kurt's thinking something similar.
"I'M WHAT THEY CALL A BEAR CUB."
ISN'T THAT AWESOME KURT.
I think it is. I made such a noise when he said that.
"...Because you look like Yogi?"
asdfghjkl first Kurtofsky RP I ever did, my Kurt told Dave ICly that he reminded him of Yogi Bear so I was just. So amused.
I'm glad the writers see it too.
Dave: -giggle-
EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH HES SO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
"I dunno, cause I'm burly or something?"
I love that he doesn't know. But he loves it anyway.
Dave did your smile get stuck?
I'm not complaining, but I'm about to put you in a line with Blaine and Rory so all of you can go :D and create world peace.
Dave: "So, what is this the point when you judge me?"
Kurt's smiling the entire time too, until he says that.
Kurt: "No."
"As long as you're not beating people up I. . . I'm all for being whoever you have to be. . .At your own speed."
Even if you're a bear.
Whatchu looking at Kurt?
Both do a Blaine check.
"Right now I'm just trying to get through high school."
Then the music in the background says: I can't exist, I'll surely miss your tender kiss. Don't leave me this way.
I LOVE this close up of Kurt staring at Dave. It makes my heart flutter and my shipper self turn into a ball of goo.
But then I'm like. What warrented this. All Dave said was "I'm trying to get through high school"
Kurt did you just have a House MD epiphany? what just happened?
"Cheers to baby steps."
What's with my fav couples and baby steps? House/Wilson had a 'Baby steps' line too. WHY YOU MAKE ME WAIT?
"Baby steps..."
...............................
I'm sorry I just forgot what I was doing
where am I?
Now. I wanted Kurt to be like 'FUCK DIS SHIT. DANCE WITH ME DAVE -BUMP AND GRIND AND MAKE BLAINE JELIS-
but....
BLAINE U R DRUNK
Excuse me, I must go assert my dominance over my man
brb
Blaine wtf are you doing?
I love that Dave(/Max) is right behind Blaine right there. In my headcanon, Blaine never knew Dave was even there (cause I love
jelis Blaine and I think he'd turn into drunk jelis Blaine)
So I feel like Max just went out there and started busting a move even though the scene was over and Darren was like "AWWE YEAH" and danced up on him. Then Grant (Sebastian) joined in and it was a threesome dance off and Chris stood there like.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.
Seeing as I can't confirm this, I'm just going to believe that's what happened.
THE END. Uhm. IDK if I'll finish the ep or not, it depend on a lot of things. If I hadn't waited till Tuesday to do this, I would have finished fo sho but, this is my own fault. I got the part I know ya'll wanted most though so, THERE YA GO.
Same notes as before - 1. No spoilers in the comments please for any episode that hasn't happened yet. That means promos, songs, plot lines, new character, anything like that. If you have to say 'is this a spoiler' then assume it is.
2. Any character or ship bashing in the comments and I won't be doing these anymore. Lazy bum that I am, going to copy and paste what I said on my tumblr: I do screencaps for the FUN of it. To have fun. To maybe give people afew laughs and let people use my caps for their own. Not to spend hours then have people leaving their giant opinion on why character A should go die in a fire and that the writers suck at life because they write Character B wrong or something. People are allowed to have opinions and dislike a character, obviously, and I know first and foremost I’m posting these on a Kurtofsky community but I just think, keep it on your own journal or tumblr if you wanna bitch. You don’t have to hate on another character or ship to enjoy your favorite characters/ships. Also don't just comment about this blurb here either lol I wanna keep doing these caps, I enjoy them, but when people are just being haters it drains the fun out of things pretty quick.
LOVE YA'LL <3 TAKE THESE TO DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE TO THEM.