The First Time - Screencaps Part 1
I was watching this with my friend (who plays Blaine in the facebookRP) over skype and this happens...
me: His pants are so.... high.
her: he looks like he has a vagina.
TOOOONIIIIIIIIGHT
Their 'Artie is talking about sex' faces.
Rachel: "I'm so glad you're my Tony..."
Blaine's like 'yeah. me too. I'm so glad I'm a virgin ;;'
I keep looking at that bust on the table and I'm like
Blaine why is Ryan Murphy in your room?
Kurt: "Do you think I'm boring?"
Blaine: "ARE YOU KIDDING?"
"I mean like... Sexually. We are playing it very safe by not granting our hands visa's to travel south of the equator."
Poor Kurt. I feel like this convo starts because Kurt's all "BLAINE DO YOU WANT ME? YOU NEVER TRY TO MOLEST ME.
AM I NOT SEXY?"
But THEN I feel for Blaine who is like "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE IT SLOW I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOYFRIEND."
Kurt: "Have you ever had the urge to just rip off each others clothes and just get dirty?"
Dayum.
Blaine: "UHH. YEAH. But that's why they invented masturbation."
-snort-
Blaine: "...Whatever we do, I wanna make sure that you're comfortable..."
"So I can be comfortable."
Blaine: "And besides, tearing off all your clothes is sort of a tall order..."
Kurt: "Because of the layers?"
Blaine: "Because of the layers."
"MMMMMMMWAH."
Legit quote.
MAAAAAAAX
And Cooter. Which is a great name. But I love him. <3
Let's see, I'm going somewhere everyone wears really dark colors... I'LL WEAR GRAY.
Sebastian is coming for you
and your bare feet.
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLAAAAAAAAAAAINE
I am happy to see more Warblers soloing. I went all "YEEEEEEEEEEE THAAAAAAAD" at this part.
Ladies and Gentleman
Sebastian's ass.
Okay I can believe all of you being in high school but Mr. Man lurking on the right over someones shoulder is pushing it.
Ur so
Tal
Sebastian Smythe.
Cause Smith is too plain.
I understand their point in playing this while Blaine is talking to Sebby (HE'S NO GOOD HE'LL RUIN ERRYING AHHH RUN AWAY)
But.
Isn't the point of the song that the boy IS the right one? So....
IDK Glee's never been good at song choice why do I question.
You terrify Blaine.
In his pants.
Awe, Kurt, what a good boyfriend, making himself shorter than Blaine while they talk.
Watchu talkin about Blaine?
86. Arrive at school in a hot air balloon.
WELL I KNOW A MAN YOU SHOULD CONTACT ABOUT THIS KURT, HIS NAME IS MAX ADLER, AND HE'D BE GLAD TO HELP
YOU MAKE THIS DREAM COME TRUE.
Kurt: "Have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat."
That's.
Wonderful, Kurt.
Blaine: "It's hot..."
Kurt: Oh he's totally thinking about me and TL having sex isn't he?
Kurt: Oh God, now so am I.
Kurt: Suddenly threesome.
Sebastian: "And your whole bashful schoolboy thing? Super hot."
Blaine: "...Look. Sebastian. I have a boyfriend."
"Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you."
....Oh you.
I wen't "OH SHIT" when I first saw this and Kurt shows up
Blaine's not even doing anything wrong and I was like
RUN BLAINE. SAVE YOUR BALLS.
Blaine: "He's really great..."
Kurt: "Whose really great?"
Blaine: .....!!!!!!!!REGNHKASBDF
Life is flashing before my eyes.
Blaine: "SEBASTIAN THIS IS KURT. MY. BOYFRIEND. WHO I WAS JUST. ...WOW.
....wow."
Kurt: "Yeees. He's even more impressive in the flesh."
And holding his crotch again.
MINE.
And Seb is just like
lawl.
Kurt: "Well, we're rehearsing for the school musical..."
Meanwhile Blaine's being terrified that I'm going to kill him for looking at another guy.
Blaine: "Scandals? That's the gay bar..."
Kurt: ...-Not even going to ask how you know that Blaine-
Sebastian: "The last time I was there I met the man of my dreams on the dance floor..."
Kurt: "That so sweet, and, are you two still together?"
Blaine: What's. Going. ON?
Sebastian: "Sadly no, we broke up about twenty minutes after we met."
Kurt: I LOOK DOWN MY NOSE AT YOU SIR.
Blaine: I don't understand... -stares-
Blaine: "That... That just isn't our kinda thing."
Kurt: "Let's do it."
Blaine: "WHA?"
Kurt: "We have a whole bunch of firsts to start crossing off our lists..."
Okay the face Sebastian makes when he says that, its like he looked at Blaine all 'OMG YOU'RE A VIRGIN? OMG I MUST HAVE YOU."
As you see, Blaine is totally into this idea.
Sebastian: "Great."
Blaine: "GREAT."
Kurt: I'LL SHOW YOU. MR. SEXY. WARBLER. PERSON.
Rachel Berry's Special Mix.
I wonder if she made that specifically for sex.
COOTER.
LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN.
"Because you're the kind of man that could have any pretty girl he pointed at and.. I don't look the way pretty girls look."
;_; BEISTE BABBY
Cooter: "Well good. Cause I don't date girls. I date women. Beautiful women. Like you."
LET ME LOVE YOU DOOOOWN
Mercedes wasn't invited cause she's not in New Dire- ...-looks at Britt and Santana-
Okay because she doesn't have a boyfriend- ...-looks at Shane-
.....Cause Rachel is stil bitter.
Sexy car, Blaine.
Making it Hawaii so it had a big rainbow on it was a nice touch, Sebastian.
"It's Drag Queen Wednesday."
Everyday is Drag Queen Wednesday.
Blaine: "GREAT."
Omg when I FIRST saw this, and she went by I was like OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THAT ISN'T DAVE NOOOOOOO
Cause at first glance...
Kurt: "Really don't like that guy...."
RLY? I couldn't tell.
BEER FOR BLAINE.
Also I'm stopping there cause I'm cruel. But the next batch is finished, I'll just be posting it in a little while.
Notes - 1. No spoilers in the comments please for any episode that hasn't happened yet. That means promos, songs, plot lines, new character, anything like that. If you have to say 'is this a spoiler' then assume it is.
2. Any character or ship bashing in the comments and I won't be doing these anymore. Lazy bum that I am, going to copy and paste what I said on my tumblr: I do screencaps for the FUN of it. To have fun. To maybe give people a few laughs and let people use my caps for their own. Not to spend hours then have people leaving their giant opinion on why character A should go die in a fire and that the writers suck at life because they write Character B wrong or something. People are allowed to have opinions and dislike a character, obviously, and I know first and foremost I’m posting these on a Kurtofsky community but I just think, keep it on your own journal or tumblr if you wanna bitch. You don’t have to hate on another character or ship to enjoy your favorite characters/ships. Also don't just comment about this blurb here either lol I wanna keep doing these caps, I enjoy them, but when people are just being haters it drains the fun out of things pretty quick.
That said, use these for whatever ya'll like, and part 2 will be up in a little while <3