Parallels, baby.
Two fancy (sets of) hat-tricks. (I don't know how you count that. Is it like 'glasses'?) Lovely. You're doing it right.
*Seattle vs United - The score of 7:0 was really indicative of the game. We killed them.
*Chivas Guadalajara vs Real - Yeah, I did go to sleep at 6am after the first half, today was a very long day, but I've seen the important bits by now. Neat bits x)