[Scene: Jennie is in the kitchen with her mother and her youngest brother... who is peeling a hard-boiled egg (and incidentally, also taunting the dog with it).]

Jimmy: Something smells funny.
Mom: It's fine.
Jimmy: No, you're-- ...fine.

*short pause*

Jimmy: Um.
Me & Mom: ...
Jimmy: Ahaha?

The following review has been submitted to: Routine Chapter: 1

From: So&So ()
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LEE IS MINE!1 YOU SUCK!
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...uhhhhhhhhhh. 'kay?

You know what? I'm defying convention and from now on I'm going to wear a bra to bed. Because dammit, it does NOT cause cancer and it's just fucking more comfortable! I don't care if it's weird, I really don't ( Read more... )

I'm wearing shorts!

Also, I would like to point out that if a building is air-conditioned, the tenants would really appreciate it if you actually turned it on, because when a building is air-conditioned the tenants tend not to invest their money in fans large enough to cool a whole room.

Just a suggestion!

Today I have learned a valuable life lesson: Never try to eat Go-Gurt (yogurt in a tube!) on no sleep just after you've gotten out of the shower, for you will inevitably overdo yourself trying to get the yogurt and SPRAY IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE, CLOTHES AND OF COURSE, ALL IN YOUR HAIR ( Read more... )

Family is odd. Little bits of the worst and best of one another all mixed together into different combinations. It's so odd how the same gene pool can produce such radically different results ( Read more... )

I love my brothers. I really, truly love my brothers. The reason isn't often easily apparent, especially when they're being idiots, but they're really quite loveable ( Read more... )

( It started with Jimmy informing me of a disturbing fact I hadn't known BUT SHOULD HAVE )

Netta, NaNoWriMo is NOT CALLING ME. It's NOT. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

It's too late to start. WAY TOO LATE. And since I'm posting to LJ and putting it in indelible ink (so to speak), you can stop screeching at me in IM.

Really.

ETA: ...Netta had me mostly talked into it, except for the common sense that held me back from agreeing ( Read more... )

...why does Jimmy always get offline right after I start a chat with him? ;_; Wrrrrrrrrry?!