I hate squirrels
Today is going to suck.
I went to bed with wet hair last night because I figured I could wake up and just straighten it today. Good, right? Except that when I went to turn on my straightener today it would fucking turn on. Four years, a whole bunch of moves, a good amount of time being banged around in my car and the fucker still works. I leave it in the living room for two days and it dies. :(
Then as I was going to the car I got chased by a fat black squirrel. Not hehehe, isnt it cute that he isnt afraid of me. NO. He RAN TOWARDS ME and when I backed away he followed. He chased me around a car and started coming towards me as I hid behind Chris in the middle of the parking lot. The only thing that kept him from chewing off my arm was that he found another squirrel to be an asshole to.
Chris gave him the finger from the car when we finally found a way to safely get in. Stupid squirrel!
I went to bed with wet hair last night because I figured I could wake up and just straighten it today. Good, right? Except that when I went to turn on my straightener today it would fucking turn on. Four years, a whole bunch of moves, a good amount of time being banged around in my car and the fucker still works. I leave it in the living room for two days and it dies. :(
Then as I was going to the car I got chased by a fat black squirrel. Not hehehe, isnt it cute that he isnt afraid of me. NO. He RAN TOWARDS ME and when I backed away he followed. He chased me around a car and started coming towards me as I hid behind Chris in the middle of the parking lot. The only thing that kept him from chewing off my arm was that he found another squirrel to be an asshole to.
Chris gave him the finger from the car when we finally found a way to safely get in. Stupid squirrel!