Meme A Day 2008-Day 323-Stupid Drabble Prompt Meme

[karaokegal]

Ganked from k_haldane

Give me the stupidest, most unlikely prompt you can think of (with or without character/s) and I'll see if I can drabble it.

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[haldane]

Yay! You stole my meme! :D (Let me know if you need any more before you reach 365.)

Now then... a drabble with a lemur in it. Torchwood would be too easy (Rift as deus-ex-machina), so make it in the House universe.

One lemur, coming right up.

[karaokegal]

Wilson came home to fine House sprawled on the couch. He appeared to be engrossed in some National Geographic special, probably shoring up his supply of annoying facts for the next poker tournament.

“Cuddy is a lemur.”

“That’s a euphemism you haven’t used before.”

“They’re female dominant. If we got together, she’d have total control of feeding, grooming, and sleeping site priority.”

“She’d make you shave, pick the restaurants and take up too much of the bed?”

“Exactly. She is kind of sleek though.”

Wilson pushed back the jealousy. He knew exactly who House wanted to be dominated by.

Him.

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[haldane]

*sniggers* :DDDDD

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[karaokegal]

I'll take that as a positive review.

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[haldane]

Oh, it is, it is. I don't normally add extra 'D's. :)

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[hllangel]

That's just wonderful.

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[karaokegal]

You try getting a lemur into a Housefic and see where it gets you. I couldn't quite make it ring-tailed, but I was tempted to try.

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[hllangel]

I'll leave that to you. I'm not quite that talented.