Meme A Day 2008-Day 323-Stupid Drabble Prompt Meme

[karaokegal]

Ganked from k_haldane

Give me the stupidest, most unlikely prompt you can think of (with or without character/s) and I'll see if I can drabble it.

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[remindmeofthe]

Jack doesn't flirt with someone attractive. And not because of angst or "wrong time, wrong place."

Alternately: House is nice.

It's probably telling that everything I can come up with is really just OOC behavior. That IS the stupidest thing I can think of where fanfic is concerned.

[chocolate_frapp]

I was told once, "House wouldn't be attracted to you but Jack would" and my immediate response was, "Well whoop de shit, Jack will do anybody!"

[karaokegal]

Points at icon. He has earned the name.

He's way more Wilson-esque in his approach to the sex/love conundrum. Whether he'll admit it or not, House is the one who actually takes the sex seriously, which is why he reverts to the hookers and gets his heart broken every time Wilson falls back into his old patterns.

[karaokegal]

It felt odd to be on a mission alone, but as soon as he got his bearings it all made sense. Thirteenth century Italian city state. Not a time or place for his partner’s particular set of skills.

He was in a cell, among many prisoners. The criminals were hiding here, but he was temporarily distracted. He had sworn off deities since the tragedy on his home world, but couldn’t help but be touched by the young man praying in the corner.

Saucy quips failed him in the face of such overwhelming spirituality.

Even he couldn’t flirt with St. Francis.

[karaokegal]

Sam gazed at the office with a mixture of dismay and disgust, visions of his old workspace and computer growing ever more clean and shiny in comparison to the literal and metaphorical filth.

Chris’ desk was a veritable museum of used food wrappers, while Ray had a few of his mates around examining some hard-core centerfold as though it were the Dead Sea scrolls.

“This general nincompoopery must stop immediately,” he announced, only to feel an ominous tap on his shoulder telling him it was time for a session in Gene’s office.

“Only one General here, mate. And it’s me.”

[dragonlit]

Now this one I like!! :)

[karaokegal]

Glad you liked it. I always have fun doing these.

[lunadeath02]

Gene/Sam, where Sam finds out he's preggers with Gene's baby. :)

[karaokegal]

Another one I decided to share with the world.
http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/379151.html

[amproof]

sam/gene. they agree with each other on everything. neither is drunk. sex is not involved.

[haldane]

I'm sorry, I know this isn't addressed to me at all, but boy did it make me laugh.

[amproof]

Well, she did say most unlikely... LOL!

Tough one!

[karaokegal]

Something had gone badly wrong.

Every suggestion was met by Gene with complete acceptance and not a single derisive reference to “Hyde.” Furthermore, Gene’s plans sounded like the pinnacle of reason, even when they involved introducing a subject’s head to the table of the interrogation room.

He’d wanted Tug of War, not Ring Around Rosie and started wondering if he’d have to jump off another roof to make it stop.

“Wake up, you daft bugger.”

“I’m not daft. Or a bugger.”

“Could have fooled me. Stop dicking about with files and let’s go crack skulls.”

There’s no place like home.

[haldane]

Yay! You stole my meme! :D (Let me know if you need any more before you reach 365.)

Now then... a drabble with a lemur in it. Torchwood would be too easy (Rift as deus-ex-machina), so make it in the House universe.

One lemur, coming right up.

[karaokegal]

Wilson came home to fine House sprawled on the couch. He appeared to be engrossed in some National Geographic special, probably shoring up his supply of annoying facts for the next poker tournament.

“Cuddy is a lemur.”

“That’s a euphemism you haven’t used before.”

“They’re female dominant. If we got together, she’d have total control of feeding, grooming, and sleeping site priority.”

“She’d make you shave, pick the restaurants and take up too much of the bed?”

“Exactly. She is kind of sleek though.”

Wilson pushed back the jealousy. He knew exactly who House wanted to be dominated by.

Him.

Re: One lemur, coming right up.

[haldane]

*sniggers* :DDDDD

Re: One lemur, coming right up.

[karaokegal]

I'll take that as a positive review.