Clown Pants

[karaokegal]

My size 14 Gloria Vanderbilt gray slacks. I hadn't tried them on for awhile and I stuck them in the bike bag this morning. I knew they'd be loose...I didn't know they'd be damn close to literally falling down. Either I need some belts or some garments are going to be retired.

I know I could have them taken in, but the terror of needing to have them taken out is dissuading me.