This may end up expanding into the "Fear of the phone" entry, but probably not ( Read more... )

Goddamn customers ( Read more... )

On my way home from work, I was following a guy by just a little more than a car-length. I know it was just a little more than a car-length, because an SUV was in the next lane over, exactly between us. There were no cars behind me for at least 200 feet, nor any cars behind the SUV ( Read more... )

Something that's been on my mind this morning ...

I know I shouldn't, but I've been eating unhealthy crap recently ...

Take today's breakfast for example ... 3 doughnuts from Safeway and two Starbucks Doubleshot cans. At least the past couple days I've had Honey Bunches of Oats for breakfast, so I don't feel as bad ( Read more... )

Call 1 - dialup connection, trouble browsing to a website to order things. corrupt cookie? Walked through deleting cookie ( Read more... )

Maybe I'll just post what I judge to be the stupidest moment of the day ( Read more... )

I think I may start posting conversations with some details changed, such as Customer name (likely entirely omitted) and some things that were said, generally changed for comedic effect ( Read more... )

So much for hoping for no stupids today ( Read more... )

Just had a call that I have to share. If only so other can share in the mind-numbing wtfness of the exchange.

Customer just registered a domain through us, and I was helping him set up the NS records using the tools on our support site.

Me: "Do you know the IP address of your web host?"
Him: "Yes, it does."
Me: *pause, mute mic* "Guh?!"

Started out okay enough ... woke up-ish around 0900. Knew the alarm would go off in half an hour, so I went back to sleep ( Read more... )