Hmm.

[kara_zor_lol]

I'm certainly glad I caught some attention at G-8. The new hair extensions worked wonderfully, too. I'll have to trot them out for my next once-in-a-lifetime black-tie gala.

Comments

[thisislexluthor]

Who'd you have to sleep with to get in?

[kara_zor_lol]

Helena Obama, according to Fox News.

Don't worry, I didn't look as pretty as you.

[thisislexluthor]

Of course you didn't. It would be physically impossible for you to look better than me. Regardless, I hope you didn't frighten any world leaders.

[kara_zor_lol]

I certainly look better in a dress.

Oh, silly me. What am I saying? Of course you're better looking. Really, darling, you simply must tell me what conditioner you use. I envy your feminine charm.

The world leaders seemed to like me well enough. I certainly hope you never go to Paris in something skimpy- you'll never get Sarkozy off of your scent. The French have questionable taste, after all.

[thisislexluthor]

A bald joke! I've never heard one of those before!

I'm sure they were just humoring you. They're used to dealing with psychopaths, and you couldn't have been worse than Kim Jong Il.

[kara_zor_lol]

Psychopaths? I'm sorry, who's the one with the Doctor Evil plan to blow up the moon? You're the one with the Snidely Whiplash fetish, Mr Luthor.

[thisislexluthor]

Hey now, I've never tied anyone to a set of train tracks. It does look fun, though. Would you like to volunteer?

[kara_zor_lol]

Come to think of it, I could use a workout. Wear elbow pads.

[thisislexluthor]

Ooh, scary. Between your breasts, your fierce haircut, and your dependence on me if you ever want to get home, I have no idea what to fear more.

[itspowergirl]

If you were going to help me, you would have done so a long time ago. Don't you ludicrous maniacal plots to see to?

[thisislexluthor]

I always have time to harass you.