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OMG you guyz I'm pregnant! HAHAHAHAHAHA.. April Fools!
That *is* how the joke goes, right?
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We had another Dr. appt this week.. nothing too awesome to report. The ninja's not-so-quietly gestating, and everything seems to be pretty normal. Next time we go in, I get to have the glucose test to make sure I'm not diabetic. I kind of doubt this will be a problem, but I suppose it's good that they check anyway. For Coleman: Yes, pregnant ladies can get temporary diabetes. Freaky.
We also have a "baby class" this weekend at the hospital, where we'll be learning all about what to do on the big day, where to go, what'll be happening, take a tour of the hospital, and hopefully get some answers to "OMG OMG OMG holy crap what the hell do we do OMG OMG..." I've already been reading up on the gory details on my own, and it feels a little weird to go "learn" how to deal with a natural process that people have been dealing with for 200,000 years, but it should be interesting. I'm kind looking forward to it.
The ninja has also learned an awesome trick called Give Mom Heartburn. As I was running up to the supermarket to get a bottle of Tums for my desk, it occurs to me that he'll be giving me heartburn for the rest of my life. After he gets out, I still have to look forward to:
*crash* "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"
"...okay, but you have to promise you won't get mad."
"Can I have a motorcycle?"
"But Dad said..."
That *is* how the joke goes, right?
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We had another Dr. appt this week.. nothing too awesome to report. The ninja's not-so-quietly gestating, and everything seems to be pretty normal. Next time we go in, I get to have the glucose test to make sure I'm not diabetic. I kind of doubt this will be a problem, but I suppose it's good that they check anyway. For Coleman: Yes, pregnant ladies can get temporary diabetes. Freaky.
We also have a "baby class" this weekend at the hospital, where we'll be learning all about what to do on the big day, where to go, what'll be happening, take a tour of the hospital, and hopefully get some answers to "OMG OMG OMG holy crap what the hell do we do OMG OMG..." I've already been reading up on the gory details on my own, and it feels a little weird to go "learn" how to deal with a natural process that people have been dealing with for 200,000 years, but it should be interesting. I'm kind looking forward to it.
The ninja has also learned an awesome trick called Give Mom Heartburn. As I was running up to the supermarket to get a bottle of Tums for my desk, it occurs to me that he'll be giving me heartburn for the rest of my life. After he gets out, I still have to look forward to:
*crash* "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"
"...okay, but you have to promise you won't get mad."
"Can I have a motorcycle?"
"But Dad said..."