Comments | kar3ning: please stop fondling the snake.

kar3ning

please stop fondling the snake.

Feb 02, 2010 01:58

Coleman brought Boo to the club tonight and I just had to rescue her from someone who thought he knew all about snakes. "Well, snakes like me, but their owners don't," he brags. Um. Ok. "I think you're fine," I joked, and continued moseying about ( Read more... )

boo, dumbass, wildlife

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kar3ning February 2 2010, 17:29:13 UTC

Well, that goes without saying. ;)

keshaphim February 2 2010, 19:58:30 UTC

ZING! and ZING!

eain February 2 2010, 16:35:21 UTC

You will find that this happens even with human children. It's not any less annoying.

Worst is the, "OOOH WHAT A CUTE BABY" *poke poke pat pat* while the kid is sleeping on your shoulder. I got downright nasty with those folks.

kar3ning February 2 2010, 17:31:56 UTC

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

"Oh, you woke him up! You know what that means... you just volunteered to rock him back to sleep. MUAHAHAHAHAAA."

eain February 2 2010, 17:58:43 UTC

The problem with that is that you then have to give your child to that idiot... ;)

kar3ning February 2 2010, 18:12:47 UTC

"Coleman, keep an eye on this idiot. I'm refilling my beer." ;)

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msfiend February 2 2010, 17:07:08 UTC

I can't tell you how many people Blixa attempted to bite because people were sure that they were good with little doggies just like him. Really, you're good at small dogs with big bad attitudes? gah.

And yes...kids too. I can't even begin to count the fuckheads that get all up on Brenten sure that they will be the one person that my shy, easily overwhelmed child opens up to. I swear, sometimes I wish HE would bite them. But then, I'd have to take HIM for a tetanus/salmonella/rabies shot.

brokenheather February 2 2010, 17:37:55 UTC

Oi yes...the nice old ladies at the pumpkin patch! *cringe*

kar3ning February 2 2010, 17:57:17 UTC

Boo has a really great attitude, but she has no feet to run away, and can't growl to say "Buzz off." If she decides you're pissing her off, you're getting snapped at.

Maybe I should leave the kid and the snake together.. that way they can defend each other. No one is going to screw with baby that's surrounded by sleeping boa and small children seem to get it when I say "Don't pet her head."

2fly February 2 2010, 17:18:19 UTC

Oh man, eain and msfiend are soooo right. I admire your killer-mom instincts and they'll definitely come in handy for the ninja. I have a few memories from when A&B were little that jump to mind. One in particular still weirds me out. Man, I wanna go back in time and suplex that bitch...

rachelly's probably got it right too. I'm sure he fails at women although... *thinks about it* *facepalm*

kar3ning February 2 2010, 17:35:10 UTC

Yeah, from the way he was *very* interested in the snake... maybe he's not into women, ifyouknowwhatimean. ;)

keshaphim February 2 2010, 20:00:03 UTC

Well, her name IS Bukkake.

heh.

hebrosity February 2 2010, 20:05:24 UTC

This sounds very familiar. Do you remember what he looked like or his name?

kar3ning February 2 2010, 23:23:27 UTC

I didn't catch a name, but tallish, with a black shirt and a hipster porn-stache. Not Jude, but it looked like he could be his slightly older, dumber brother. I know I'm not very helpful, hehe.

hebrosity February 2 2010, 23:40:06 UTC

Might be the same one from a few years ago. That bit about the snake owners not liking him caught my attention.

kar3ning February 3 2010, 00:03:24 UTC

There's a serial snake-molester roaming around???

(Snake owners don't like you? Can't imagine why... could be because you're all Grabby McGrabbyhands with animals that *chomp* when they're feeling threatened, dumbass.)

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