please stop fondling the snake.

[kar3ning]

Coleman brought Boo to the club tonight and I just had to rescue her from someone who thought he knew all about snakes. "Well, snakes like me, but their owners don't," he brags. Um. Ok. "I think you're fine," I joked, and continued moseying about

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[hebrosity]

This sounds very familiar. Do you remember what he looked like or his name?

[kar3ning]

I didn't catch a name, but tallish, with a black shirt and a hipster porn-stache. Not Jude, but it looked like he could be his slightly older, dumber brother. I know I'm not very helpful, hehe.

[hebrosity]

Might be the same one from a few years ago. That bit about the snake owners not liking him caught my attention.

[kar3ning]

There's a serial snake-molester roaming around???

(Snake owners don't like you? Can't imagine why... could be because you're all Grabby McGrabbyhands with animals that *chomp* when they're feeling threatened, dumbass.)

[hebrosity]

Oh shit! Its time to wire Bu with an alarm.