To do today, Arrr.
Dry dock the Blue Saturn to replace her vital fluids and make sure she be seaworthy. If the scurvy mother-lovin' scoundrels try to pilfer me doubloons. I'll run 'em through with me broadsword, yaar.
Take on new provisions for me galley. We've run out of fishes, and me bagels have turned to hard tack. Me crew is not fond of the scurvy.
Swab the hideout. Verily, it is filthy, even for pirates.
Keep workin' on me page with Captain Liz. By the devil's beard, it should be printed today, or my name isn't
-- Cap'n Kar3n the Numeric
Take on new provisions for me galley. We've run out of fishes, and me bagels have turned to hard tack. Me crew is not fond of the scurvy.
Swab the hideout. Verily, it is filthy, even for pirates.
Keep workin' on me page with Captain Liz. By the devil's beard, it should be printed today, or my name isn't
-- Cap'n Kar3n the Numeric