my aural dyslexia brings to us this exposition upon a misunderstood lyric
The Future is for Kittens, So Smile
The future is for kittens, so smile,
A world where the gentle pile,
Tiny paws tap on roads paved with light,
Whiskers twitch in the calm of the night.
No need to worry, let go of the fight,
The stars our playground, the moon shining bright.
Fields full of daisies, we chase with glee,
The troubles we carried, forgotten, set free.
Purring in corners where shadows once crept,
We curl into dreams the weary have slept.
A new dawn rises, a softer, sweet while,
A future for kittens, so smile, just smile.
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Beware shadows where they roam,
For killer kittens make no home.
They come, conquer, no remorse,
Death disguised in kitten force.
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They tilt their heads, a curious stare,
As you lie helpless, unaware.
With careless glee, they push and pull,
Unbothered by the pain they lull.
A claw unsheathed, a playful flick,
But in their wake, the wounds run thick.
A twisted game, they bat and play,
Unmindful of the price you’ll pay.
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I eventually asked for negligently sadistic kitten poetry
The future is for kittens, so smile,
A world where the gentle pile,
Tiny paws tap on roads paved with light,
Whiskers twitch in the calm of the night.
No need to worry, let go of the fight,
The stars our playground, the moon shining bright.
Fields full of daisies, we chase with glee,
The troubles we carried, forgotten, set free.
Purring in corners where shadows once crept,
We curl into dreams the weary have slept.
A new dawn rises, a softer, sweet while,
A future for kittens, so smile, just smile.
-----
Beware shadows where they roam,
For killer kittens make no home.
They come, conquer, no remorse,
Death disguised in kitten force.
-----
They tilt their heads, a curious stare,
As you lie helpless, unaware.
With careless glee, they push and pull,
Unbothered by the pain they lull.
A claw unsheathed, a playful flick,
But in their wake, the wounds run thick.
A twisted game, they bat and play,
Unmindful of the price you’ll pay.
-----
I eventually asked for negligently sadistic kitten poetry