Mail from Beloved Friends
This is Genki’s parody of her ex-friend’s (Christell) hate letter. Read and feel the love from one bitch to another. (Note that I didn't hedit her letter at all besides not showing a lastname of someone. Coloring, bad spelling - all her)
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please forgive me........(word vomit)
Word vomit that was send on e-mail. That’s like preserving vomit to drop it on the ground. (ß Excuse the rude metaphor) What a laugh.
since when do men like pink, only gay fagget ones, like anmol.........!!!omg! i just realized that's true, because that one day he was looking at guy porn! you have such gross friends.
Thank you for proving that Kurama is a gay faggot, along with Quatre. That’s why fangirls love them. Also, my Indian friend with strict parents sneaks porn to school? What a laugh.
Aion sends his greetings of doomand terror, and wishes your acquaintance Oddball the best of being elected as the first gay president in 2084! and he also wants to let you know that he most definately does not have lord Aion's vote! so real Men like Aion will continue 2 run for presidents, not pink-putted sissies like Anmol...or animal, or Oddball, or whatever his name is..
If a homosexual was in office, he’d be a far more impressive president than George W. Bush.
and, just to let you in the 411, Chrissy likes you. A reliable source told me, i didn't think you would be disturbed, seeing as all the mattxtai, and kenxdavis, and izzyxtai. i told Aion, and he wanted me to inform you that you're screwed! I AM DEEPLY SORRY TO INFORM YOU IN THIS WAY,but i'm sure you already knew.
She messed the ukes in the digimon couples up with the semes, which is just scary with Koushiro. Chrissy is a girl who I barely know, and a pretty cool person. She’s probably also in a fight with Christell. Can you feel her deep sorrow?
Just to let you in the 313(8 mile) Lord Aion is getting himself and lil'ol'me a restraining order from you and UR little pals.
My little pals will benefit from the lack of her random yelling at them, no doubt.
OH, and Shante wanted me to tell you that you have a big nose. And Jeannette mentioned you're a dork, though i did not believe her.
My nose always gets commentary. Once a friend completely seriously started asking me if I’d ever broken my nose and if that was why ours looked alike. *smirk* The one thing about the letter that has even a chance of beign true were these two lines.
And the whole "i dare not speak" thing and the thing you always do when you're nervous is getting EXTREMELY ANNOYING. Lord Aion is sorry to break your heart in this manner,but he says that not even in hell has he seen anything like you and your little pals.
Him or you, princess? I can see why you’ve both been in hell looking either way. Getting a retirement home ready for yourself, right?
OH and Shante invited me to her sleepover/b-day party in April, so i'm SURE it'll be a blast because Iesha,jeanette,kim, and all the stooges that went last year will be there. Shante and iesha are my true blue friends....and maybe jeanette too....i dunno. but what i do know is that we'll have lots of fun, i'll be sure to let you in on the411 after the party is over
Should I block her before she can give me her “411”, or read her letters to parody them. It makes me feel pretty self-confident, knowing someone went through this much effort to make me feel bad. Do I look that hard to depress? My blood is fulling with excess arrogance.
...AND DAN IS CREEPY, YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH HIM,
Where’d that come from?
and are you still trying to learn japanese? because i know a word in japanese, it's ganit enos which in English means giant nose. i figured that you would find that useful......
I don’t think it take Armand-kun’s language knowledge to know she just switched letters around. Speaking of which, this is a lot of detail to put into word vomit. More arrogance for me.
and have you ever thought about plastic surgery? like your idol michael jackson? Lord Aion desired to ask that.
She likes having anime characters speak for her, doesn’t she? I’ve never spoken to her about Michael Jackson. That’s a very desperate insult.
RIGHT NOW YOU MAY THINK I'M A MEAN, AWFUL PERSON,"GENKI(WHAT FUCKING KINDA NAME IS THAT), BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!
Thanks for the arrogance. Take some PMS medication.
Your Friend,
LaLa
please forgive me.........
BFF, right? Big Fucking Fill-in-the-word.
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I hope you all know have guessed that the above isn’t what I sent her. That was to get excess anger off. I sent her two sentences back. Doesn’t look good to show it was that big of an insult.
Sorry for not writing, but other than this, days have been very dull. I’ll read your journals tonight, and try to stick around more often.
~ Genki (<-- Nickname since 4th grade, and these days I finally feel it again)