Poking fun at Shukudai #146
Because school has not even started yet and it sucks already, and (regarding my feelings on said matter, and my urgent need to forget about it for a while - AND because I have some awesome friends willing to help me achieve that,) I'm kinda drunk now, so:
LET'S POKE A FUN AT ARASHI NO SHUKUDAIKUN #146!! 8D
I loved this episode. I ended up capping few parts of it and laughing like a maniac. Under the cut (and I bloody well hope it works today!) there are SPOILERS for the episode. If you haven't seen it, now subbed by stormy_team , you should consider whether you'd like to watch the show first.
In any case, let the spamming begin! ^^ Lot's of screencaps here darlings, just saying~
The guest is SPEED, and yes, that Sho's normal face when talking to girls ^^; poor boy.. Someone should pity him already. Volunteers to make him not-single? Anyone?
SPEED is a four-member girlband, started in the mid 90s, so they are senpai to Arashi, although being pretty much the same age (the eldest was born in 1981 and the youngest in 1984). Pretty girls as you're about to find out.. SO the big question here is; HOW DOES ARASHI REACT WHEN EXPOSED TO ♥♥ PRETTY GIRLS ♥♥ ?
Ahaha. *sarcastic*
Let me show you.
But first things first.
FIRST we have to..
..let Ogu-san molest the young lady guests in the box.
Yes, he did, didn't he. *facepalm*
Let's avert our eyes and focus on more important maters, namely this:
Jun loves to cling to his Leader.
Besides, they are pretty. *__* See how well blue suits Ohno and army green Jun? I have other pictures to show this better later, I just love their smiles here! ♥
..Speaking of colours, this was pointed out to me, but no more burned panda? O.O
So there they are, nicely in their sofas, after letting the girls out of Ogu-sans reach. Seating arrangement as follows: Nino, Ohno, Sho on left sofa; SPEED on the middle one; Ogu-san, Jun, Aiba on the right sofa.
Everyone talking happily when suddenly someone points our that SPEED was guest in one of the shows Arashi performed in when they had just deputed.
Sho: "So you saw us hop around nearly naked in our embarrasing see-through outfits?"
SPEED: *nodnod - giggle*
Nino: OMG..
Nino: ..I'm going to have to kill these people later.
(Ohno: fufuu~♥)
It turns out that one of the SPEED -girls is pretty nifty with yoga. Just like our MISTER YOGA 8D! ..As dear Aiba so helpfully points out~
Here presented is the painful expression of mister Yoga.
When forced to do this:
...a bit more, dear, and he'll fall over. e_e
Please notice the snickering Ohmiya on your most left~
Everyone saw that? Good! ^__^
THANKFULLY Arashi is always ready to *cough* help Sho experience more pain each other.
That is not a face that says "I'm sorry about this".
Nino: Dammit, I haven't had my regular molest-a-Sho time today! *springs to action*
Now, pay attention to Nino's hand, he's a magician after all. Here he goes: UP Sho's thigh, UNDER the shirt, aaaand..
..SQUEEZE his b..
Wait wait, what? You really did catch that? It was too fast for you?
Sorry, can't help you, I TOLD you to watch closely, didn't I? *tsk*
( And now, if I was more than85% pervert, I would end this segment with a cap [such as this] where one could imagine a question being asked [perhaps a question like this]:
Jun: Nino, how did it feel like, molesting Sho?
..but as said, only if I was such a questionable character. Which I'm not.)
Let's leave these unhappy thoughts behind and get on with our show!
Aiba's words: LET'S EAT 8D!!
Obviously something didn't get aired, as the next thing we know..
..SOMEONE SAW IT NECESSARY TO SEPARATE OHMIYA! D: D: D:
Even Ogu-san is horrified. O_O
Hence we have
Nino: *moody in one corner*
and
Ohno: *pouting in the other*
Sad times. ;;___;;
Anyway, they get to eat some really expencive soba.
(Someone tell me what on earth is on Sho's neck..)
Some are more interested in soba..
..than the others.
Let's be greatful that at least the taste is *cough*Lookatthesubs*cough*:
(can I just point out here the wonders of Ohno in blue~)
And:
(See, they DID ask that kind of a question..just not about Sho.)
Let's return to the sofas
and have a heated discussion about
Nipple T-shirts.
Nino has his views on the matter regarding female guests.
Nino: "Girly nipples are bad for you Aiba. Think of your health. (..Because it damn well will rapidly deteriorate if you look at any other than Arashi-nipples. I can guarantee.)"
Ohno: "Let's not talk about this in front of our guests, okay Aiba? Backstage, on the other hand..we really should consider that casual Friday, eh?"
Settling happily fo those friendly explanations, the most awesomely cute Aiba-chan is happy until... *Suspence Theme*
Ogu-san drops the bomb.
He wants to change seats.
Just look at the faces of these poor men, forced away from their loved ones~ T__T
Sho: *tries to kill silence Ogu-san with his piercing stare*
Ohno: "..ha?"
Nino: Let us see you try this, you..you..morning-news man. *We* the emperor Neenotine shall not allow it! ..On the other hand; girly thighs, I wonder if they are as soft as.. "Sure."
And there they go, around and around and jump-him-over..
How DID Arashi react to girls?
Here's your answer:
Ogu-san enjoys it to the fullest, you knew he did, right? That pink man~ ^^
Sho sits rather croutched like and directs the speach to fellow members. Hmm, something fishy here?
Nah it must be my mind playing tricks.
Jun goes a bit funny; crosses legs and croutches down. He also looks like going: kyaaa, I'm almost touching a girl~~~
Aiba feels he is not sitting far enough until half of his non-excistent ass is off the sofa. And do I even need to go in to the matter of the I-spy-with-my-little-eye.. PANTS?
Nice going there, 3/5th of Arashi. Proving to be really, yes, hetero sexual, but also kinda pansies when it comes to girls.
Let's see if the rest fares better, shall we?
*facepalm* Don't worry Nino; Ohno is there, sitting very close to you, in order to protect you from those extremely frightening things.
Okay.
This is as far as I go.
It's nearly morning here, and although I rarely (read: never) get hangovers, I really need some sleep before the sun rises. *spent the night drinking and playing*
I hope this was somewhat enjoyable. I'll leave you with some of the more random notes I made during the episode.
Note, the first:
Aiba keeps getting cuter. (no surprises there, sorry~ ^^)
Note, the second:
He can't believe he made a mistake. (read a name wrong, I think.)
Note, the third:
3a. Ohno is doing Nino-arms. You know how Nino's limbs can bend to funny angles? Ohno's can't, but he seems to have adopted the style.
3b. I love it when Ohno laughes out loud. Isn't it beautiful, somehow?
Note, the fourth:
Arashi let's Jun sit in the most comfortable seat in the car during consert tours.
Frankly, so would I. ^__^;;
And the final note:
He makes me so happy just by smiling like this. ^_____________^ <3
LET'S POKE A FUN AT ARASHI NO SHUKUDAIKUN #146!! 8D
I loved this episode. I ended up capping few parts of it and laughing like a maniac. Under the cut (and I bloody well hope it works today!) there are SPOILERS for the episode. If you haven't seen it, now subbed by stormy_team , you should consider whether you'd like to watch the show first.
In any case, let the spamming begin! ^^ Lot's of screencaps here darlings, just saying~
The guest is SPEED, and yes, that Sho's normal face when talking to girls ^^; poor boy.. Someone should pity him already. Volunteers to make him not-single? Anyone?
SPEED is a four-member girlband, started in the mid 90s, so they are senpai to Arashi, although being pretty much the same age (the eldest was born in 1981 and the youngest in 1984). Pretty girls as you're about to find out.. SO the big question here is; HOW DOES ARASHI REACT WHEN EXPOSED TO ♥♥ PRETTY GIRLS ♥♥ ?
Ahaha. *sarcastic*
Let me show you.
But first things first.
FIRST we have to..
..let Ogu-san molest the young lady guests in the box.
Yes, he did, didn't he. *facepalm*
Let's avert our eyes and focus on more important maters, namely this:
Jun loves to cling to his Leader.
Besides, they are pretty. *__* See how well blue suits Ohno and army green Jun? I have other pictures to show this better later, I just love their smiles here! ♥
..Speaking of colours, this was pointed out to me, but no more burned panda? O.O
So there they are, nicely in their sofas, after letting the girls out of Ogu-sans reach. Seating arrangement as follows: Nino, Ohno, Sho on left sofa; SPEED on the middle one; Ogu-san, Jun, Aiba on the right sofa.
Everyone talking happily when suddenly someone points our that SPEED was guest in one of the shows Arashi performed in when they had just deputed.
Sho: "So you saw us hop around nearly naked in our embarrasing see-through outfits?"
SPEED: *nodnod - giggle*
Nino: OMG..
Nino: ..I'm going to have to kill these people later.
(Ohno: fufuu~♥)
It turns out that one of the SPEED -girls is pretty nifty with yoga. Just like our MISTER YOGA 8D! ..As dear Aiba so helpfully points out~
Here presented is the painful expression of mister Yoga.
When forced to do this:
...a bit more, dear, and he'll fall over. e_e
Please notice the snickering Ohmiya on your most left~
Everyone saw that? Good! ^__^
THANKFULLY Arashi is always ready to *cough* help Sho experience more pain each other.
That is not a face that says "I'm sorry about this".
Nino: Dammit, I haven't had my regular molest-a-Sho time today! *springs to action*
Now, pay attention to Nino's hand, he's a magician after all. Here he goes: UP Sho's thigh, UNDER the shirt, aaaand..
..SQUEEZE his b..
Wait wait, what? You really did catch that? It was too fast for you?
Sorry, can't help you, I TOLD you to watch closely, didn't I? *tsk*
( And now, if I was more than85% pervert, I would end this segment with a cap [such as this] where one could imagine a question being asked [perhaps a question like this]:
Jun: Nino, how did it feel like, molesting Sho?
..but as said, only if I was such a questionable character. Which I'm not.)
Let's leave these unhappy thoughts behind and get on with our show!
Aiba's words: LET'S EAT 8D!!
Obviously something didn't get aired, as the next thing we know..
..SOMEONE SAW IT NECESSARY TO SEPARATE OHMIYA! D: D: D:
Even Ogu-san is horrified. O_O
Hence we have
Nino: *moody in one corner*
and
Ohno: *pouting in the other*
Sad times. ;;___;;
Anyway, they get to eat some really expencive soba.
(Someone tell me what on earth is on Sho's neck..)
Some are more interested in soba..
..than the others.
Let's be greatful that at least the taste is *cough*Lookatthesubs*cough*:
(can I just point out here the wonders of Ohno in blue~)
And:
(See, they DID ask that kind of a question..just not about Sho.)
Let's return to the sofas
and have a heated discussion about
Nipple T-shirts.
Nino has his views on the matter regarding female guests.
Nino: "Girly nipples are bad for you Aiba. Think of your health. (..Because it damn well will rapidly deteriorate if you look at any other than Arashi-nipples. I can guarantee.)"
Ohno: "Let's not talk about this in front of our guests, okay Aiba? Backstage, on the other hand..we really should consider that casual Friday, eh?"
Settling happily fo those friendly explanations, the most awesomely cute Aiba-chan is happy until... *Suspence Theme*
Ogu-san drops the bomb.
He wants to change seats.
Just look at the faces of these poor men, forced away from their loved ones~ T__T
Sho: *tries to kill silence Ogu-san with his piercing stare*
Ohno: "..ha?"
Nino: Let us see you try this, you..you..morning-news man. *We* the emperor Neenotine shall not allow it! ..On the other hand; girly thighs, I wonder if they are as soft as.. "Sure."
And there they go, around and around and jump-him-over..
How DID Arashi react to girls?
Here's your answer:
Ogu-san enjoys it to the fullest, you knew he did, right? That pink man~ ^^
Sho sits rather croutched like and directs the speach to fellow members. Hmm, something fishy here?
Nah it must be my mind playing tricks.
Jun goes a bit funny; crosses legs and croutches down. He also looks like going: kyaaa, I'm almost touching a girl~~~
Aiba feels he is not sitting far enough until half of his non-excistent ass is off the sofa. And do I even need to go in to the matter of the I-spy-with-my-little-eye.. PANTS?
Nice going there, 3/5th of Arashi. Proving to be really, yes, hetero sexual, but also kinda pansies when it comes to girls.
Let's see if the rest fares better, shall we?
*facepalm* Don't worry Nino; Ohno is there, sitting very close to you, in order to protect you from those extremely frightening things.
Okay.
This is as far as I go.
It's nearly morning here, and although I rarely (read: never) get hangovers, I really need some sleep before the sun rises. *spent the night drinking and playing*
I hope this was somewhat enjoyable. I'll leave you with some of the more random notes I made during the episode.
Note, the first:
Aiba keeps getting cuter. (no surprises there, sorry~ ^^)
Note, the second:
He can't believe he made a mistake. (read a name wrong, I think.)
Note, the third:
3a. Ohno is doing Nino-arms. You know how Nino's limbs can bend to funny angles? Ohno's can't, but he seems to have adopted the style.
3b. I love it when Ohno laughes out loud. Isn't it beautiful, somehow?
Note, the fourth:
Arashi let's Jun sit in the most comfortable seat in the car during consert tours.
Frankly, so would I. ^__^;;
And the final note:
He makes me so happy just by smiling like this. ^_____________^ <3