Yeah. Same deal as always.

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Reminds me of "The Speechalist" sketch about George W. Bush from years ago.

(Found via el Pegaso, over on Facebook.)

Here is another one of those "not very funny, but definitely food for thought" sort of Cracked articles. Not sure I agree 100% with everything in that article, but I don't disagree 100% with it either.

Wanna know why I haven't watched professional wrestling at all since 2004-2005 or so[1] and was already long-since getting bored of it even before that? Here are five good reasons why.

[1] - Outside of things like Botchamania and such, anyway. Hell, I'm more interested in watching a dude sit in a chair and rant about wrestling for hours than I ( Read more... )

Cracked, there has been a definitive downward slide in the quality of your overall output lately, but this one is one of the good ones.

Also, unlike on most other Internet websites, the comments under this article are pretty good as well (at least as long as you press the button to sort by votes first, anyway). Of course, replies to said comments ( Read more... )

Full title of the article, because it won't fit in the subject line of a LJ article: "A Summary Of The Gamergate Movement That We Will Immediately Change If Any Of Its Members Find Any Details Objectionable"

I found it somewhat amusing, anyway.

Disclaimer: Clickhole is associated with The Onion, which is, of course, a satire website. With that ( Read more... )

Or "5 Ways The Movie The Wizard Lied To Me."Pretty funny stuff, and also further evidence of why I think that "professional e-sports" are such a joke. Granted, by no means was the guy writing this article a "professional" even by the piss-poor standards of today's so-called "e-sports," but still, that is essentially what "e-sports" is to begin ( Read more... )

The truly terrifying thing about this is that it's not the future. It's the terrifying present and past. And it's not actually all that terrifying. More like disappointing and disheartening and depressing.

Here is another "Not all that funny, but should be read anyway" Cracked articles.

I don't often talk about mobile games (except to say how asinine I think most mobile games are), because I don't play them at all. Here are four good examples of why that is, and of just how soul-crushingly lame mobile games can be. And yet, thousands of people play these fucking things and waste shitloads of money on them. They wouldn't ( Read more... )