Wow, it's even more retarded than I thought it would be before I started reading the article, and I already thought it was going to be pretty damn retarded. (EDIT)
And though "buying a Xbox One" wasn't one of the things in the list itself (unless you count the one where idiots are spending upwards of $2000 for one of the white ones), it's definitely one of the most often repeated comments under it. Predictable though that may be, it still brings a slight smile to my face.
(/EDIT)