"Xbox One Requires Day-One Patch To Play Video Games"

[kane_magus]

"The Xbox One won’t function at all without a day-one patch Microsoft revealed."

*facepalm*

So, basically, if you buy a X-Bone (and you would be a fool to do so, in any case, even ignoring this issue), but don't have it connected to the Internet, you are pretty much, yes, boned.