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In yer state. eatin yer food. Texas for two weeks, day...four? five?
No clue.
I forget what day it is and it's amazing.
Notes thus far:
1.The museum of the Wierd on 6th street is rad. THeir t shirts are too expensive.
2.See Black Swan. It's a mindfuck and beautifully shot.
3.THe Alamo Drafthouse is the best cinema in the world. THey serve beer and gourmet pizza with bacon.
4.Maggie May's has everyone from Jesus to the president's initials carved into the bar and they pour STIFF dranks.
5.For some reason, there's a rule at Buffalo Billiards: Only dumbasses will hit on you.
6.I suck at pool.
7. WInter here equals summer there.
8. taco cabana is disgusting, even while drunk. It does soak up the booze nicely.
9. I am a total lightweight.
10. THe Spider House is rife with hipsters.
11. If the outside temp is 80 degrees, you will look like a jackass wearing the following: tights/leggings, a scarf around your neck, knee-high boots, a long-sleeved cardigan, or all of the above. The effect of jackassery is doubled when adding white-rimmed fay-bans.
12. oak wilt has killed almost all the trees in my mother's yard.
13. sawing firewood is harder work than chopping it.
14. people in Austin still drive as poorly as ever.
15. Austin Texas is NOT a green city.
16. It's still more fun to party here than Bellingham.
17. Every town is better without college douchebags hanging around.
18. I had no idea how much I had missed Mexican food.
19. I had forgotten how much I hated scraping travertine off the kitchen sink from the limestone deposits in the water.
20. Both sides of my family are rednecky because goingout for barbecue equals christmas dinner.
yup. It's one of those vacations.
I'm exhausted and drunk on a martini that I dislike (I don't take mine dirty, but dry with a sprig of rosemary WHEN I take them.)
It took me four hours to clean the kitchen.
It was gross.
Also, bonus of the week:
got Andrea to say "KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!"
win.
Going to bed.
No clue.
I forget what day it is and it's amazing.
Notes thus far:
1.The museum of the Wierd on 6th street is rad. THeir t shirts are too expensive.
2.See Black Swan. It's a mindfuck and beautifully shot.
3.THe Alamo Drafthouse is the best cinema in the world. THey serve beer and gourmet pizza with bacon.
4.Maggie May's has everyone from Jesus to the president's initials carved into the bar and they pour STIFF dranks.
5.For some reason, there's a rule at Buffalo Billiards: Only dumbasses will hit on you.
6.I suck at pool.
7. WInter here equals summer there.
8. taco cabana is disgusting, even while drunk. It does soak up the booze nicely.
9. I am a total lightweight.
10. THe Spider House is rife with hipsters.
11. If the outside temp is 80 degrees, you will look like a jackass wearing the following: tights/leggings, a scarf around your neck, knee-high boots, a long-sleeved cardigan, or all of the above. The effect of jackassery is doubled when adding white-rimmed fay-bans.
12. oak wilt has killed almost all the trees in my mother's yard.
13. sawing firewood is harder work than chopping it.
14. people in Austin still drive as poorly as ever.
15. Austin Texas is NOT a green city.
16. It's still more fun to party here than Bellingham.
17. Every town is better without college douchebags hanging around.
18. I had no idea how much I had missed Mexican food.
19. I had forgotten how much I hated scraping travertine off the kitchen sink from the limestone deposits in the water.
20. Both sides of my family are rednecky because goingout for barbecue equals christmas dinner.
yup. It's one of those vacations.
I'm exhausted and drunk on a martini that I dislike (I don't take mine dirty, but dry with a sprig of rosemary WHEN I take them.)
It took me four hours to clean the kitchen.
It was gross.
Also, bonus of the week:
got Andrea to say "KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!"
win.
Going to bed.