Story time!
Since Michelle commented on a really old entry of mine, it reminded me of the dumbest crap I ever did do. lol. It was never severely documented in here, as I was just starting to use LJ, and I never actually really revisited my stupidity. So, yeah.
Okay. so like. I had a goddamn CAR! so i was totally driving to Lubbock from Cotton Center every waking hour. Lost a lotta sleep that way. lol. I was 17 at this time, barely. it was about a month after I'd turned it. I'm like HURF WAN' PLAY TERR'BLE DDR AND BARELY HEAVY BUT MOSTLY STANDARD, LOL.
So this skeezy dude also played and he was like 'oh i'm a guy and i'm 19 look at me i'm cute asdfoiaowgiasd' and so i was like 'A GUY THAT LIKES ME?!?!??!?? ALERT THE PRESSES, ETC'. Krista was around for this dumbassery of mine, for some of it. and as such totally phone booked "oakridge apts" cause we were new to the city, and being retards wanted to find where he lived. though... not sure what we were going to accomplish, we didn't know his apt number.
He worked at Mamarita's. this is where his retarded nickname we gave him came from. Never saw him there, just knew that's where he worked.
so this guy. he like, drives me around in his car. we stop in some park off of 34th and Chicago. and I'm all THUPER NOIVOUS here, and he's all LETS KISS and i'm like SCREAMING IN MY HEAD and all this. so yeah. stupid pecks kiss, no make out stuff, I was too scared and thought my mouth would taste bad lol.
So yeah he takes me back to my car, etc.
Oh, did I mention he had a kid?
YES HE HAD A CHILD. like, a baby. I'm pretty sure he was LIVING WITH THE KIDS MOTHER TOO, but I didn't figure that out til later.
And knowing all this - I still was like "why isn't he asking me out yet?" cause he was hitting on me like all the time.
Wow, this "story" is really all disjointed isn't it. ITS BEEN LIKE FUCKIN' 5 YEARS. lol. I apologize.
anyway, he comes over to my mom's dude's place with me and we chill on the couch while i think they sleep. he has some like, UV pen and drew all over my tummy - it was christmas time so he drew this terrible christmas tree. we kissed a couple more times (once again no makey outy) and he leaves.
He always asked me to do my hair in pigtails or wear certain things, and of course, me thinking this is normal shit, do it anyway. I had a pair of pants (still do, somewhere) that tie up the front, all the way to the bottom, so there was a tiny bit of skin showing. Alas, untying them was how you take them off. Therefore, Mamarita Josh deemed these "easy access pants."
There was this girl, Michelle, that had to be in like, her early 20s. She was always hitting on Mamarita Josh. This of course pissed me off, but he liked it. lol. She hit on a lot of the other guys around there too. iirc, she drank while she was there too. (this was all happening at Caboose, mind you).
I'm terrible at writing this shit. lol. In any case, I stopped seeing him and Michelle at all there. he just disappeared.
And then, during the WHOLE LONG RELATIONSHIP of me and Kelso, he showed up again. He wanted to do things. Kelso wasn't there. I was like Y U DO DIS?!?!?!?!!?!?! and I arg'd. Nothing went down so it's okay. lol.
So, again, I didn't see him for a -very- long time.
Until I worked at Old Navy, late 04, Jeremy and I had just started going out. He found me folding clothes in the kids section. I saw him and turned the brightest shade of red I could. lol. Jesus. ...he was there to see another girl that was working there. ugh.
He was such a sleazebag, yet me in my stupidity and naivete was like "oh he has a kid at 19? I'm cool with that. LETS KISS! BUT NOT MAKE OUT NO WAY"
And that, my friends, is my retardation. QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS? hahaha. Yet another instance of me that I'd like to throw off a cliff.
I'm lucky my dumb ass didn't get hurt.
DISJOINTED STORIES ARE FUN! AND HARD TO READ. ENJOY
<3 Kamaka
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Okay. so like. I had a goddamn CAR! so i was totally driving to Lubbock from Cotton Center every waking hour. Lost a lotta sleep that way. lol. I was 17 at this time, barely. it was about a month after I'd turned it. I'm like HURF WAN' PLAY TERR'BLE DDR AND BARELY HEAVY BUT MOSTLY STANDARD, LOL.
So this skeezy dude also played and he was like 'oh i'm a guy and i'm 19 look at me i'm cute asdfoiaowgiasd' and so i was like 'A GUY THAT LIKES ME?!?!??!?? ALERT THE PRESSES, ETC'. Krista was around for this dumbassery of mine, for some of it. and as such totally phone booked "oakridge apts" cause we were new to the city, and being retards wanted to find where he lived. though... not sure what we were going to accomplish, we didn't know his apt number.
He worked at Mamarita's. this is where his retarded nickname we gave him came from. Never saw him there, just knew that's where he worked.
so this guy. he like, drives me around in his car. we stop in some park off of 34th and Chicago. and I'm all THUPER NOIVOUS here, and he's all LETS KISS and i'm like SCREAMING IN MY HEAD and all this. so yeah. stupid pecks kiss, no make out stuff, I was too scared and thought my mouth would taste bad lol.
So yeah he takes me back to my car, etc.
Oh, did I mention he had a kid?
YES HE HAD A CHILD. like, a baby. I'm pretty sure he was LIVING WITH THE KIDS MOTHER TOO, but I didn't figure that out til later.
And knowing all this - I still was like "why isn't he asking me out yet?" cause he was hitting on me like all the time.
Wow, this "story" is really all disjointed isn't it. ITS BEEN LIKE FUCKIN' 5 YEARS. lol. I apologize.
anyway, he comes over to my mom's dude's place with me and we chill on the couch while i think they sleep. he has some like, UV pen and drew all over my tummy - it was christmas time so he drew this terrible christmas tree. we kissed a couple more times (once again no makey outy) and he leaves.
He always asked me to do my hair in pigtails or wear certain things, and of course, me thinking this is normal shit, do it anyway. I had a pair of pants (still do, somewhere) that tie up the front, all the way to the bottom, so there was a tiny bit of skin showing. Alas, untying them was how you take them off. Therefore, Mamarita Josh deemed these "easy access pants."
There was this girl, Michelle, that had to be in like, her early 20s. She was always hitting on Mamarita Josh. This of course pissed me off, but he liked it. lol. She hit on a lot of the other guys around there too. iirc, she drank while she was there too. (this was all happening at Caboose, mind you).
I'm terrible at writing this shit. lol. In any case, I stopped seeing him and Michelle at all there. he just disappeared.
And then, during the WHOLE LONG RELATIONSHIP of me and Kelso, he showed up again. He wanted to do things. Kelso wasn't there. I was like Y U DO DIS?!?!?!?!!?!?! and I arg'd. Nothing went down so it's okay. lol.
So, again, I didn't see him for a -very- long time.
Until I worked at Old Navy, late 04, Jeremy and I had just started going out. He found me folding clothes in the kids section. I saw him and turned the brightest shade of red I could. lol. Jesus. ...he was there to see another girl that was working there. ugh.
He was such a sleazebag, yet me in my stupidity and naivete was like "oh he has a kid at 19? I'm cool with that. LETS KISS! BUT NOT MAKE OUT NO WAY"
And that, my friends, is my retardation. QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS? hahaha. Yet another instance of me that I'd like to throw off a cliff.
I'm lucky my dumb ass didn't get hurt.
DISJOINTED STORIES ARE FUN! AND HARD TO READ. ENJOY
<3 Kamaka
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww