Dalek bolognaise
The Mirror reports that artist Prudence Emma Staite has made a Dalek out of spaghetti bolognaise. At least, she says she has; I can't actually work out from the picture which bit is the spaghetti bolognaise, unless it's on the Dalek's head. What would really make sense would be to make the actual Dalek creature inside the casing out of spaghetti bolognaise, because in some incarnations they did look a bit like that.
There's a bigger shot at the Daily Mail site, where you can see that the slats are made of those tricolour pasta wheel thingies, and there are cherry tomatoes round the grille.
I note that the project is sponsored by Virgin Media, which sparks thoughts of the Daleks falling on hard times and agreeing a sponsorship deal whereby they have to squawk slogans like "Sky will be exterminated! You will obey Richard Branson! Watch BBC iplayer on Virgin!" while launching their invasion of Earth.
There's a bigger shot at the Daily Mail site, where you can see that the slats are made of those tricolour pasta wheel thingies, and there are cherry tomatoes round the grille.
I note that the project is sponsored by Virgin Media, which sparks thoughts of the Daleks falling on hard times and agreeing a sponsorship deal whereby they have to squawk slogans like "Sky will be exterminated! You will obey Richard Branson! Watch BBC iplayer on Virgin!" while launching their invasion of Earth.