Geek Wuv
My classical lobby music is playing Star Wars right now (\o/) which made me think of a Random Interlude With Mr. Bill that I forgot to share the other day.
ME: Good afternoon, Shiny Office, may I help you?
BILL: We just got married again.
ME: Oh?
BILL: Yup. Everyone was there. You would have liked it.
ME: Should I even ask? Or are you eventually going to make sense?
BILL: My iPod just played our wedding processional.
ME: I can't even remember which Bach piece we used, I'm a bad wife.
BILL: No, not the Bach. Star Wars!
ME: Oh. That was the recessional.
BILL: Right. That. Anyway. My point is: they're playing our song, Beeb!
ME: Aw. Wuv.
BILL: Wuv! Okay, that was all I wanted to tell you, I have to go, now.
ME: Good afternoon, Shiny Office, may I help you?
BILL: We just got married again.
ME: Oh?
BILL: Yup. Everyone was there. You would have liked it.
ME: Should I even ask? Or are you eventually going to make sense?
BILL: My iPod just played our wedding processional.
ME: I can't even remember which Bach piece we used, I'm a bad wife.
BILL: No, not the Bach. Star Wars!
ME: Oh. That was the recessional.
BILL: Right. That. Anyway. My point is: they're playing our song, Beeb!
ME: Aw. Wuv.
BILL: Wuv! Okay, that was all I wanted to tell you, I have to go, now.