I have a shiny new copy of
lemonlye's The Ghost Downstairs and you don't, neener neener!
Well, actually, you might have a shiny new copy, I guess, but is your shiny new copy addressed specifically to you, your husband, your gestating child, and your bookstore? I didn't think so. You don't even have a bookstore, so addressing a book to it would be silly.
*runs away giggling*