React-o-matic: SPN 4.16
Dear mytharc:
Could you maybe see about splitting your infodumps into smaller, more bite-sized servings next time? That'd be cool, thanks.
Feeling rather choked,
Marie
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Dear Dean:
Dude, I love you, but I'm starting to really run out of patience with the way you keep getting out your List of Things to Beat Myself Up About so you can hold it and pet it and add items to it at least once an episode.
I realize that this makes me a bad person, just for the record. But still. Go out and do something about it, man. The endless angsting isn't helping anyone.
I still love you, though,
Marie
***
Dear Sam:
This is me, standing with my mouth hanging a little bit open and a very non-plussed look on my face.
I just...really?
Very cautious head-pats,
Marie
***
Dear Jensen:
Your skillz are starting the scare me, dude. Mad props.
Lovelovelove,
Marie
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Dear Jared:
You are so hot when you use the Force. Please stop, I'm married.
(Don't actually stop.)
Impure thoughts,
Marie
***
Dear Castiel:
Have I mentioned before that you (or your vessel, I guess) have really pretty eyes?
Oh, and, you're kind of awesome. And causing me a lot less *facepalm* than either of the brothers Winchester, at the moment, so props for that.
Also, I totally think you're the funniest angel in the garrison.
In fangirliness,
Marie
***
Dear Anna:
That vague hand-wave re. why you still look like your old human body? Makes no sense at all, even for a vague hand-wave. Just so you know.
And I still don't really care about you one way or the other, no matter how hard I try. Maybe if you were to occasion some more shirtless Dean I could work up some actual feelings about you. Just a suggestion.
Ta,
Marie
***
Dear Uriel:
Nice of you to basically step up and offer yourself as a scape-goat for any Heaven-related stuff that I haven't liked so far this season, thanks!
In gratitude,
Marie
***
Dear Show Cosmology:
What's that? I can't hear you, the music's too loud! *cranks AC/DC up a little higher*
Smooches,
Marie
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Dear Next Week's Promo:
*giggles* Oh, you read that fic, too, did you? Yeah, that was a good one.
(omg polo shirt! *asplodes from snickering*)
Huggles,
Marie
Could you maybe see about splitting your infodumps into smaller, more bite-sized servings next time? That'd be cool, thanks.
Feeling rather choked,
Marie
***
Dear Dean:
Dude, I love you, but I'm starting to really run out of patience with the way you keep getting out your List of Things to Beat Myself Up About so you can hold it and pet it and add items to it at least once an episode.
I realize that this makes me a bad person, just for the record. But still. Go out and do something about it, man. The endless angsting isn't helping anyone.
I still love you, though,
Marie
***
Dear Sam:
This is me, standing with my mouth hanging a little bit open and a very non-plussed look on my face.
I just...really?
Very cautious head-pats,
Marie
***
Dear Jensen:
Your skillz are starting the scare me, dude. Mad props.
Lovelovelove,
Marie
***
Dear Jared:
You are so hot when you use the Force. Please stop, I'm married.
(Don't actually stop.)
Impure thoughts,
Marie
***
Dear Castiel:
Have I mentioned before that you (or your vessel, I guess) have really pretty eyes?
Oh, and, you're kind of awesome. And causing me a lot less *facepalm* than either of the brothers Winchester, at the moment, so props for that.
Also, I totally think you're the funniest angel in the garrison.
In fangirliness,
Marie
***
Dear Anna:
That vague hand-wave re. why you still look like your old human body? Makes no sense at all, even for a vague hand-wave. Just so you know.
And I still don't really care about you one way or the other, no matter how hard I try. Maybe if you were to occasion some more shirtless Dean I could work up some actual feelings about you. Just a suggestion.
Ta,
Marie
***
Dear Uriel:
Nice of you to basically step up and offer yourself as a scape-goat for any Heaven-related stuff that I haven't liked so far this season, thanks!
In gratitude,
Marie
***
Dear Show Cosmology:
What's that? I can't hear you, the music's too loud! *cranks AC/DC up a little higher*
Smooches,
Marie
***
Dear Next Week's Promo:
*giggles* Oh, you read that fic, too, did you? Yeah, that was a good one.
(omg polo shirt! *asplodes from snickering*)
Huggles,
Marie