Happy cheesy pun day!
Yeah, I know, it's a huge commercial conspiracy, it makes people who aren't romantically entangled feel erroneously insufficient, and why should your loved ones love you more today than they do any other day, etc.
However! The day's one redeeming virtue is the fact that it gives me an excuse to inflict horrendous puns on all of my dear ones to show them how much I care about them. I couldn't find my box of Spider-man valentines this year, so my co-workers and family are safe, but I don't need actual physical valentines to express my affection for you, my beloved friendslist!
(Yeah, I know, I used this one last year. It was too good not to use again.)
However! The day's one redeeming virtue is the fact that it gives me an excuse to inflict horrendous puns on all of my dear ones to show them how much I care about them. I couldn't find my box of Spider-man valentines this year, so my co-workers and family are safe, but I don't need actual physical valentines to express my affection for you, my beloved friendslist!
(Yeah, I know, I used this one last year. It was too good not to use again.)