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kalquessa

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May 18, 2006 16:53

Dear snooty clients ( Read more... )

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mosinging1986 May 19 2006, 00:18:45 UTC

Just keep in mind the fact that I will be the one fetching your coffee the next time you're in for an appointment.

You would think people would take that into consideration.

:::cackles evilly:::

kalquessa May 19 2006, 15:51:52 UTC

You'd think, but no. Perhaps these people were never waiters, so they don't know how tempting it is to sabotage someone's drink.

jelly_doughnut May 19 2006, 00:36:03 UTC

assuming that your aim truly is to have your call answered and your problem fixed

That may be a bad assumption. The doofus may just want to feel superior for once. He can't help that his wife beats the crap out of him when he gets home all because she finds out that he has been wearing her underwear. (I am assuming the offending party was male...if it was female then that opens a whole new can of worms).

kalquessa May 19 2006, 05:09:07 UTC

That may be a bad assumption. The doofus may just want to feel superior for once.

I suspect that this is actually the case with more than a few of the people who try raising their voices with me. Some shout to see if it will make me do what they want, and when shouting fails to achieve the desired result, they stop shouting. Others just shout, regardless of whether or not it gets any results. I think the latter may just need a hug or something.

Your comment made me think of this e-mail that I got from my friend Mai a while ago.

derringdo May 19 2006, 02:36:01 UTC

The fooools. Let us conquer the world, and we will make them make us their chieftainesses.

kalquessa May 19 2006, 15:51:04 UTC

Just as soon as I teach the attack penguins how to operate the death ray...

A Little History... thomas_a_kempis May 19 2006, 05:28:40 UTC

Reminds me of the desk agent at Air Florida who sent a snooty client's luggage to Caracas, Venezuela instead of Boston. Careful what you say to the help...

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Re: A Little History... kalquessa May 19 2006, 15:54:11 UTC

Hee hee. That's one of my favorite examples of shocking power abuse. Muahaha.

Thou shalt honor thy receptionist and thy cashier, that thy days may be long upon the earth.

ayoub May 19 2006, 08:02:04 UTC

I love these letters :D

kalquessa May 19 2006, 15:48:00 UTC

I like writing them! :D They are the reason that I don't run out of nice before Friday afternoon. It's easier to put up with people if you know that you can snark at them anonymously online once they finish with you.