False alarm!!
Dudes, never mind my last post, because it turns out it was just my battery! Here is what went down:
Apple Dude: "Okay, do you know how many charge cycles you've gone through?"
Me: "Uhm. No?"
AD: "Well, let me just check - oh, MY. WOW. You - you have over 600 charge cycles on this battery."
Me: "Is that... a lot?"
AD: "Uhhh - most people go through about 300. In the entire time they have their laptop. You've had this for like, a year."
Me: "Ahahaha, I totally don't spend ALL MY TIME ON MY COMPUTER WHAT A SILLY NOTION."
AD: *judges*
ANYWAY NOW I HAVE A NEW BATTERY. \o/
P.S. In the like, twenty minutes that I didn't have a computer, FRANK IERO FUCKING CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Thank God I have quettaser to keep me abreast of such important developments.
ETA: so actually never mind, because that source seems to be super sketch and probably unreliable, but STILL. STILL! GO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN, GODDDDD
Apple Dude: "Okay, do you know how many charge cycles you've gone through?"
Me: "Uhm. No?"
AD: "Well, let me just check - oh, MY. WOW. You - you have over 600 charge cycles on this battery."
Me: "Is that... a lot?"
AD: "Uhhh - most people go through about 300. In the entire time they have their laptop. You've had this for like, a year."
Me: "Ahahaha, I totally don't spend ALL MY TIME ON MY COMPUTER WHAT A SILLY NOTION."
AD: *judges*
ANYWAY NOW I HAVE A NEW BATTERY. \o/
P.S. In the like, twenty minutes that I didn't have a computer, FRANK IERO FUCKING CAME OUT? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK! Thank God I have quettaser to keep me abreast of such important developments.
ETA: so actually never mind, because that source seems to be super sketch and probably unreliable, but STILL. STILL! GO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AGAIN, GODDDDD