I FIND IT HARD TO LOOK AT BERT, THERE. I SAID IT. He's just, he's like one of those homeless people on the street that you try to avoid eye contact with, except apparently Gerard LIKES that look? Oh baby, I'd much rather you be with a lady. Who, you know, bathes.
I totally have to admit, though - if I went on tour, I would be just like Gerard. Deep down, I'm a filthy person. I'd be all, "I CAN'T SHOWER, WE'RE ON TOUR, SO SAD" and everyone would be like "OMG WE STAYED IN A HOTEL LAST NIGHT. DON'T EVEN SIT NEAR ME, SLOB."
This comment brought to you by the shower I just took, for the first time in three days!! \o/
um, which is to say, I also find them a goldmine. I made a playlist celebrating their nonsense recently (I picked a different song for Gerard's Ode To Breaking Up, because I've heard that the earliest performances of 'Shut Up An Play' were prefaced by Gerard screaming 'Did you ever feel... USED?' and/or dedications to every member of the Used but Bert).
Now I'm going to go watch the video and revel in the entertainment they provide.
AHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS MARVELOUS. OH MY GOD GERARD MARRY ME I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
DID YOU EVER FEEL USED. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO EVERYONE IN THE USED EXCEPT BERT. OMG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING.
How did I MISS that playlist? Ugh, fail! *runs off to download*
I've lost all doubt in AHA HA HA HA
OHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE EXES EVER EVER EVER EVER, I AM GETTING A TIN HAT SURGICALLY IMPLANTED IN MY SKULL, YOU FUCKING WINNNNNN FOR LINKING THAT!!!!
wtf_bert is the brown acid, seriously. After I joined and was able to see the entries, I ended up going back and reading everything posted around the break-up era. SO MUCH CLASS. My favourite's still Bert with the megaphone, but Gerard certainly gets props for all the dignity and grace he failed to have at the time also.
And then there's the part where Bert's new special friend is Jared Leto, which is kind of beautiful in a way.
You have to check out 'With Me Tonight' by the Used as well -- I uploaded an mp3 a few weeks ago; not sure if it still works. It also features being "low" and "not okay" and lots and lots of "way"s.
Ahahahahahaha, oh man, I should feel bad, shouldn't I? But it's just too hilarious. GERARD WHYYYYYYY.
TRUTH. Although apparently Gerard wasn't particularly graceful either, back in the day. *points at comment above* "Have you ever felt... used?" Srsly, bb? *pats him*
Okay, this made me die laughing a little bit, wee! I don't like The Used. I will never like them. But... "Pretty handsome awkward" is the best description anyone could come up with for Gerard, like, ever. GO BERT. *g*
heeeeee, I know, right? Oh man, when I first heard the rumor that there was a song called "Handsome Awkward" that was about GERARD, I just about died, because ohhhhh it's so TRUE. YAY BERT, SRSLY, YOU WIN FOR THAT ONE!
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I totally have to admit, though - if I went on tour, I would be just like Gerard. Deep down, I'm a filthy person. I'd be all, "I CAN'T SHOWER, WE'RE ON TOUR, SO SAD" and everyone would be like "OMG WE STAYED IN A HOTEL LAST NIGHT. DON'T EVEN SIT NEAR ME, SLOB."
This comment brought to you by the shower I just took, for the first time in three days!! \o/
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um, which is to say, I also find them a goldmine. I made a playlist celebrating their nonsense recently (I picked a different song for Gerard's Ode To Breaking Up, because I've heard that the earliest performances of 'Shut Up An Play' were prefaced by Gerard screaming 'Did you ever feel... USED?' and/or dedications to every member of the Used but Bert).
Now I'm going to go watch the video and revel in the entertainment they provide.
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DID YOU EVER FEEL USED. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO EVERYONE IN THE USED EXCEPT BERT. OMG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING.
How did I MISS that playlist? Ugh, fail! *runs off to download*
I've lost all doubt in AHA HA HA HA
OHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE EXES EVER EVER EVER EVER, I AM GETTING A TIN HAT SURGICALLY IMPLANTED IN MY SKULL, YOU FUCKING WINNNNNN FOR LINKING THAT!!!!
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And then there's the part where Bert's new special friend is Jared Leto, which is kind of beautiful in a way.
You have to check out 'With Me Tonight' by the Used as well -- I uploaded an mp3 a few weeks ago; not sure if it still works. It also features being "low" and "not okay" and lots and lots of "way"s.
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It also features being "low" and "not okay" and lots and lots of "way"s.
THAT IS. I JUST. I AM SPEECHLESS. AMAAAAAAAZING!!
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Also, Handsome Awkward wins for bitterness.
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TRUTH. Although apparently Gerard wasn't particularly graceful either, back in the day. *points at comment above* "Have you ever felt... used?" Srsly, bb? *pats him*
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Well, with those 2 songs HA wins.
But yes, so much hilarity.
*pats Bert & GeeWay with you*
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