probably the most heterosexual entry I have made in the history of ever. Also, probably TMI.

[kalpurna]

1. You guys. I can't stop thinking about Spencer Smith going down on girls.

He would be so good at it.

2. I cannot believe that several of you actually want to hear about my involuntary Mary Sue het PWPs involving Jon Walker,

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[etben]

omg, so. It wasn't bodyswap, really - which, as much as I love bodyswap, was totally fine, given how much I dislike my boss - I was just, you know, doing her job. Like, a million times better. And during the year, I lived in Chicago with my girlfriend and - taught at U of C, I think? or something? and then one day got a phone call from, um, Pete Wentz, asking me if I thought I could deal with his (and Patrick's, obviously) adopted child at camp. Apparently she was sort of a princess? And always trading on the fact that her daddies were rockstars.

And I was all, "yeah, sure - we are totally prepared to deal with crazy children! we specialize in crazy children!" And she got there and was, as predicted, CRAZY - and also a bad influence on our kid. In the dream.

(and then there was hot sex in the dean's cabin, and it was awesome, but I do not think that that is a sharing part of the dream.)

HI. MY SUBCONSCIOUS WANTS EVERYONE TO ADOPT BABIES, AND ALSO FOR MY BOSS TO DIE IN A FIRE. AND ALSO FOR ME TO HAVE HOT SEX.

...I AM NOT SURE THAT MY CONSCIOUS MIND DISAGREES.

[kalpurna]

That is an AMAZING DREAM, OKAY, AMAZING. I APPROVE A WHOOOLE LOT. Little bitchy princess Stump-Wentz! I am sure she was Redeemed by the end of the summer, and also probably the cutest thing in the entire universe, and Patrick DOTED on her, and even though she was a bad influence on your kid, I bet your kid had FUN. Aaaalso that is more wholesome than my dreams. I - should this entry be locked? JWalk has a LIVEJOURNAL. I AM SO CONFUSED BY THIS WHOLE RPS DEAL, OMG.