probably the most heterosexual entry I have made in the history of ever. Also, probably TMI.

[kalpurna]

1. You guys. I can't stop thinking about Spencer Smith going down on girls.

He would be so good at it.

2. I cannot believe that several of you actually want to hear about my involuntary Mary Sue het PWPs involving Jon Walker,

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[moondarri]

*clutches throat and splutters*

Het. Ughn. Het.

Okay, okay. I suppose. You might have a point. About Spencer. MAYBE.

Man, the last time I contemplated anything remotely heterosexual was a ridiculously long time ago.

No wait. I lie. I contemplated Patrick & Vicky T, like yesterday. But that's okay, because it's Patrick and that is a reason in and unto itself.

And I just remembered --

OI, YOU. With your talk of Vicky T and other such things, I had a ridiculous dream involving myself in Vicky's place, onstage, protesting that no, actually I can't play the keytar, and could I please be allowed to leave? Only to be told by a very flummoxed Gabe that I'd been playing with them for years, so what the fuck was I on?

And then Patrick got involved and, dude, I was just confused. Because there was a very heterosexual vibe to the dream-me, and it was very much bothersome.

BUT. This is irrelevant & rambly.

I just wanted to say, on a side-note, while I'm here, that you are so much awesomeness for the band_princesses challenge, because I haven't drawn anything slashy or in colour for so long, and I did very much miss it. Now I can't really stop. I'm having ever so much fun. xD

'Kay. *leaves*

[kalpurna]

Hahahaha, I KNOW. I actually had a couple other useless things to post about, but then I was like, NO, why not just make this entry hilariously heterosexual? I will not even MENTION girl!Spencer going down on girls, and how unbelievably hot it would be, and how for all we talk about Spencer being a lesbian, we really don't explore that idea in enough depth. No! Instead, this will be my Hettest Post Evar, and my flist shall recoil.

The saddest thing about that dream is that because you WERE Vicky-T, you probably couldn't stare at her gorgeousness very much! :( :( THAT IS TRAGIC.

Yaaaaaay, thank you! I'm so glad people are enjoying this ridiculous excuse for a challenge! YAY.