Fic: Don’t Mess With Hermione Granger (Draco/Hermione)
Title: Don’t Mess With Hermione Granger
Author: kalina_blue
Rating: PG-13
Prompt Set: 100.1 (Draco/Hermione)
Prompt: 32. Temptation
Word Count: 227
Summary: Draco does some re-organizing.
Warnings: Post-DH
A/N: Written for Welcome to My Nightmare: dramionedrabble ’s Halloween Challenge 2008. Day 07: I meddled in things that man must leave alone. -- The Invisible Man
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Hermione was known throughout the Ministry as diligent, efficient and one of the most talented witches at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. It was also a widely known fact that Hermione herself believed that her accomplishments were solely based on her organisational skills and that being prepared was essential to being successful.
Furthermore, every Ministry employee knew that it was suicide to mess with Hermione Granger’s alphabetically sorted file system, her colour-coded timetables or worse her cross-referencing catalogue.
Draco Malfoy still delighted in re-organising Hermione’s files, sorting them by dress size of the offender rather than alphabetically. He changed all colours of her timetable to green and silver and he especially enjoyed rearranging Hermione’s library, exchanging the countless spell books for comics of The Adventures of Martin Miggs, the Mad Muggle.
It took Hermione less than three seconds to figure out who had wreaked havoc in her office, the Slytherin colours and the sheer audacity of the act being a dead giveaway. She immediately marched over to Draco’s office, giving him a lecture that would have caused lesser wizards to wet themselves in fear.
Draco, however, had always thought that she was at her most attractive when infuriated, and even as he enjoyed the sight of Hermione’s angrily heaving chest and the dangerous gleam in her eyes, he contemplated how best to disarrange her cross-referencing catalogue.