these are pretty funny.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, kalibhajan sent to me...
Twelve meerkats sleeping
Eleven nupastels travelling
Ten boots a-knitting
Nine alpacas dancing
Eight yams a-recycling
Seven beatniks a-thinking
Six matmos a-learning
Five bo-o-o-ody mods
Four wtii records
Three mac cosmetics
Two sleep disorders
...and a ganesha in an anatomy.
In 2008, kalibhajan resolves to...
Start a cheese fund.
Overcome my secret fear of boots.
Buy new abandoned buildings.
Volunteer to spend time with warp records.
Pay for my computers on time.
Be nicer to lacking_pulse.