On any given day (read: everyday) I'm thinking about the following: (in no particular order)

Sex.
How much I miss it; how I really don't remember what it feels like; the envelopes I'd like to push.

Kissing.
Physical closeness; intimacy; trust; how nice it would be to spend time in another's arms just kissing and maybe falling asleep.

My body.
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Mmmmm. Ya, pretty random, but a friend mentioned it in her post and it put all sorts of very wicked, very delicious thoughts in my head. If I could ask for any birthday gift, it would be that. *sigh*

Anyhoo, got mistaken for a man again. I truly hate it when that happens. He said "Good evening sir." I pointed to my head, and said "Ma'am. My ( Read more... )

Soooo the good news: I got laid!! Woot.

The bad news: dude dogged me out to one of my close friends!

"I lost my erection if I opened my eyes"
"I took pity on her"
blah blah blah

Now, I've had sex with people I haven't really wanted to have sex with, and vice versa.  Usually in that case, it's over pretty fast, there's the uncomfortable silence, and no ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of shaving my head.  Bald.  Going for that whole "Nubian Goddess" look.  Yeah.

Ooooh lookie lookie "40 Hottest Rock Star Girlfriends/Wives" is on VH1! Who watches this stuff? Well me apparently, but truth be told I could only last through 3 ladies before the inanity began to get to me. You know, as much as I bitch and moan about being fat and therefore unattractive (which is a lot), I wouldn't want to be any of those women ( Read more... )

Who decided women should shave their legs and underarms?

If there ever was a reason NOT to do something - not that I needed this article to tell me why shaving my underarms is a stupid practice - just more fuel to the fire, that's all.

I wish to hell that I gave a crap about how I look. I was reading a friends journal, where he was talking about getting contacts - which reminded me that I used to wear contacts back in the days "when I wanted to be cute" as I used to say ( Read more... )