Gingerbread House part 1
Prompt: A Grimm Brothers Fairytale AU. For Writtensword and X-mas Cracker Fic-a-thon
Author: Kali_Blue
Title: Gingerbread
Pairing: Miranda/Andy
Rating: M (Part 1 is G)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Lauren Weisberger and Grimm Brothers
Andy and Nate get lost in a deep, magical forest. They find a house made from gingerbread and due to their hunger they start nibbling. Miranda is the owner of the house and she throws smelly Nate into a cage in the backyard. Andy gets to go inside, you know, to help out around the house and be a smartass. Bonus points for smut and Nate freezing off non-vital body parts while Andy is busy "assisting" Miranda.
“Come on Nate, don’t dawdle. We need to get back to the village before it gets dark.”
“Well if you hadn’t made me climb that tree to pick purple liken we’d already be home.”
“Don’t blame me that you fell when that cute little finch pecked at you when you got to near its nest.”
“Hey Andy, this looks like a fairy ring.”
“Are you sure?”
“Well, its round and in an odd place just off the path”
“WAIT, DON’T STEP IN IT. Nate!”
“Umm, I already sort of did.”
“Alright maybe I can fix this, but you have to do what I say.”
“Andy, come on I’m hungry. Let’s just head home.”
“Stop whining and stand still.”
“Andy, it’s getting really dark and….”
“Nate, No. Don’t. Step. Back on the ring.”
“spooky”
“Nate, that wasn’t a fairy ring it was a gateway.”
“Where are we? And why is it so cold?”
“Good questions.”
“You’re the forest expert.”
“Well, in case you didn’t notice I did tell you to listen to me and like usual, you ignored me and now we are lost.”
“Lost?”
“Yep.”
“Well, that’s just great.”
“Nate. Stop wandering off.”
“I’m hungry and cold. All that climbing made me hungry.”
“I guess you are, too.”
“Let’s just stick to the path and maybe we’ll find a wood cutter’s cabin.” If we walk faster we’ll stay warmer.”
20 minutes go by and Nate begins whining again.
“Andy, I need to eat. Can we get off the path and forage?”
“So if I peel some bark off a tree you are going to eat grubs?"
“Umm, I’ll eat the bark, I’m so hungry.”
“Fine. Let’s see what I can find. There’s a break in the trees here and it looks like a trail that’s been used recently.”
“Hey! Can you smell that? Andy, I think someone is baking something nearby.”
“Slow down Nate.”
“Andy, Oh my god! Look at this cabin.”
“It sure doesn’t look like any woodcutter’s home that I’ve ever seen.”
“It must belong to a baker or a candy maker. Look at the fine detail on that scalloped eave.”
“Wow. Is that gingerbread?”
“There’s gumdrops, candy canes and lots of icing, too. I have to taste this.”
“Nate, you pulled off a whole shingle.”
“Yum, this is so good.”
“Just take a little bit so no one notices.”
“I have to get this recipe.”
“You there. Stop eating my home.”
Part 2
Author: Kali_Blue
Title: Gingerbread
Pairing: Miranda/Andy
Rating: M (Part 1 is G)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Lauren Weisberger and Grimm Brothers
Andy and Nate get lost in a deep, magical forest. They find a house made from gingerbread and due to their hunger they start nibbling. Miranda is the owner of the house and she throws smelly Nate into a cage in the backyard. Andy gets to go inside, you know, to help out around the house and be a smartass. Bonus points for smut and Nate freezing off non-vital body parts while Andy is busy "assisting" Miranda.
“Come on Nate, don’t dawdle. We need to get back to the village before it gets dark.”
“Well if you hadn’t made me climb that tree to pick purple liken we’d already be home.”
“Don’t blame me that you fell when that cute little finch pecked at you when you got to near its nest.”
“Hey Andy, this looks like a fairy ring.”
“Are you sure?”
“Well, its round and in an odd place just off the path”
“WAIT, DON’T STEP IN IT. Nate!”
“Umm, I already sort of did.”
“Alright maybe I can fix this, but you have to do what I say.”
“Andy, come on I’m hungry. Let’s just head home.”
“Stop whining and stand still.”
“Andy, it’s getting really dark and….”
“Nate, No. Don’t. Step. Back on the ring.”
“spooky”
“Nate, that wasn’t a fairy ring it was a gateway.”
“Where are we? And why is it so cold?”
“Good questions.”
“You’re the forest expert.”
“Well, in case you didn’t notice I did tell you to listen to me and like usual, you ignored me and now we are lost.”
“Lost?”
“Yep.”
“Well, that’s just great.”
“Nate. Stop wandering off.”
“I’m hungry and cold. All that climbing made me hungry.”
“I guess you are, too.”
“Let’s just stick to the path and maybe we’ll find a wood cutter’s cabin.” If we walk faster we’ll stay warmer.”
20 minutes go by and Nate begins whining again.
“Andy, I need to eat. Can we get off the path and forage?”
“So if I peel some bark off a tree you are going to eat grubs?"
“Umm, I’ll eat the bark, I’m so hungry.”
“Fine. Let’s see what I can find. There’s a break in the trees here and it looks like a trail that’s been used recently.”
“Hey! Can you smell that? Andy, I think someone is baking something nearby.”
“Slow down Nate.”
“Andy, Oh my god! Look at this cabin.”
“It sure doesn’t look like any woodcutter’s home that I’ve ever seen.”
“It must belong to a baker or a candy maker. Look at the fine detail on that scalloped eave.”
“Wow. Is that gingerbread?”
“There’s gumdrops, candy canes and lots of icing, too. I have to taste this.”
“Nate, you pulled off a whole shingle.”
“Yum, this is so good.”
“Just take a little bit so no one notices.”
“I have to get this recipe.”
“You there. Stop eating my home.”
Part 2