WARNING: CLEAR ALL BEVERAGES FROM THE AREA

[kali921]

This wins 2009. EVERYTHING else can go home now.

Warning: clear all beverages from the area before watching this.

What do G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun after a long day's work? The Ballad of G.I. Joe:


The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

This is cast brilliantly. VINNIE JONES AS DESTRO PLAYING THE OBOE (with the Baroness accompanying him on another wind instrument).

Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck. Billy Crudup as Zartan.

Henry Rollins as Duke and Julianne Moore as Scarlett. 'Nuff said.

Credits:

Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness

and:

Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring:
Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper

Written by Daniel Strange & Kevin Umbricht, and it's a work of friggin' GENIUS. More details here.

Snake Eyes painting landscapes. Jesus GOD, I lost it sputtering in laughter AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You can thank me* now.

* And angelophile and my FoD feed.