Suddenly I'm picturing Brian Blessed in thigh-high black leather boots

Jun 02, 2009 12:29

Kenneth Branagh has reportedly cast Brian Blessed as Odin for the upcoming Thor film.

WHAT. NOT AS VOLSTAGG?! This...this travesty, this mockery of what is right and sacred and good, shall not stand! Mr. Branagh, you will answer for this!

That being said, BRIAN BLESSED IN THE THOR FILM. Yussss! He has the voice for Odin, surely.

I'm still on my dinosaur kick. I was e-mailing mercuryeric last night and linking him to YouTube clips from the BBC series Walking With Dinosaurs because I remembered that there is a rather fist-pumpingly awesome sequence wherein a pissed off seven-ton herbivore casually fronts against two alpha predators and sends them scurrying away in terror. You know what? It's nice to see the herbivore occasionally win.

This is a Stegosaurus doing the Jurassic version of "oh, b***h, no, you did not just try to jack me up in this riverbed":

Stegosaurus: 1, Allosaurs: BIG FAT ZERO:

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Quite randomly and sans warning:



The official (I think) trailer for New Moon. I only post this 1) for mocking purposes and 2) because of the above XKCD:

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Random Fashion!Flash: I almost had to give up on Vivienne Tam -- a designer that I normally love without reserve for her singular ability to cut close to the body and almost always use textures and patterns that make me drool -- after her Spring '09 collection.

But with Fall '09 RTW, she's won me back over:



Then there's Alexander McQueen:





Make those of high quality synthetics, and I'd give up my kidneys for the next three lives to own them.

Finally, Marvel's doing a whole series of rather spastically hilarious eighties and nineties tongue-inserted-firmly-in-cheek-homage covers over the next few weeks:

RHOOOOOOOODEY:



...You don't want to know about the strangled sounds of laughter that permeated my living room this morning when I saw that cover. Name all the references on that cover and get a fresh batch of green tea cupcakes baked by ME!

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