See, LJ? This is why I can't quit you!

Apr 23, 2009 07:45

My flist?

So I've been off LJ for a couple of days and am hopelessly behind on my flist, and I wake up this morning to find the following three things on my flist, all of which I want to put on metaquotes. Actually, one of these is already on metaquotes, so I'm saved one third of the labor:

From jencendiary:

Today is my day off. Tomorrow is garbage day. There are settlements of bacteria & fungus in my refrigerator who have space programs and Leagues of Nations.

My lovely and brilliant friend kikuko_kamimura is a teacher in Japan. This morning, I wake up to this sparkling gem:

I have a student who is a big fan of Eminem.

I have been told by this student (he has the name card to prove it) that I am to call him "Shady".

He hummed the song.

Other notable mentions in Name Card Excellence is the child who drew a man yelling his name--so it's not "Noda", it's "Nooooooooooodaaaaaaaaa".

And finally, from this post on metaquotes that quotes a discussion on ontd_political, three people from ontd_political on Cheney's machinations regarding the release of torture memos:

mylaptopisevil: "Personally, I just find it exceptionally odd that Cheney really really really wants all those CIA documents he didn't want to release released now."

laurie_springs: "The REAL reason is hilarious; he needs them for citation for his upcoming book. LOL"

box_in_the_box: "WHAT book? The NECRONOMICON?"

Tea: Snorted and exhaled at rapid velocity.

Monitor: NOW WITH EXTRA OOLONG.

Dammit, LJ, this is why I can't quit you.

I also found via the flist this...this...well, Shepherd Smith lapses into obscenity on Fox News while discussing torture:

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I'm...kind of turned on right about now. I know, I know, he needs to come out of the closet already, but he's still SO awesome when he gets mad.

Flist? I LOVE YOU SO DAMN HARD.

Edit of Asplode from Cute: Here, have a baby porcupine learning to climb:

AAAAGH THE CUTE

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cute overload, quoting the flist, tv, the flist doth rock, metaquotes, politics, hilarity, animals, you tube

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