My flist?
So I've been off LJ for a couple of days and am hopelessly behind on my flist, and I wake up this morning to find the following three things on my flist, all of which I want to put on
metaquotes. Actually, one of these is already on
metaquotes, so I'm saved one third of the labor:
From
jencendiary:
Today is my day off. Tomorrow is garbage day. There are settlements of bacteria & fungus in my refrigerator who have space programs and Leagues of Nations.
My lovely and brilliant friend
kikuko_kamimura is a teacher in Japan. This morning, I wake up to this sparkling gem:
I have a student who is a big fan of Eminem.
I have been told by this student (he has the name card to prove it) that I am to call him "Shady".
He hummed the song.
Other notable mentions in Name Card Excellence is the child who drew a man yelling his name--so it's not "Noda", it's "Nooooooooooodaaaaaaaaa".
And finally, from
this post on
metaquotes that quotes a discussion on
ontd_political, three people from
ontd_political on Cheney's machinations regarding the release of torture memos:
mylaptopisevil: "Personally, I just find it exceptionally odd that Cheney really really really wants all those CIA documents he didn't want to release released now."
laurie_springs: "The REAL reason is hilarious; he needs them for citation for his upcoming book. LOL"
box_in_the_box: "WHAT book? The NECRONOMICON?"
Tea: Snorted and exhaled at rapid velocity.
Monitor: NOW WITH EXTRA OOLONG.
Dammit, LJ, this is why I can't quit you.
I also found via the flist this...this...well, Shepherd Smith lapses into obscenity on Fox News while discussing torture:
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I'm...kind of turned on right about now. I know, I know, he needs to come out of the closet already, but he's still SO awesome when he gets mad.
Flist? I LOVE YOU SO DAMN HARD.
Edit of Asplode from Cute: Here, have a baby porcupine learning to climb:
AAAAGH THE CUTE
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