Cosmic Consonance on $5 a Day: lemme break it down for you, okay?

[kali921]

In light of this, please sit back and enjoy the story of Norrin Radd, courtesy of Brian Michael Bendis:*There's this guy, this.. like, this really, really big guy. And I don't mean big like Drax was big. Pre-Annihilation Drax, I mean. Big and dumb and energy-blasting Drax, that one. No, this guy is way bigger. He's like Celestial-big

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[spacechild]

at least someone appreciated this.. all Heffie and Coleman could do was bitch about how i used too many complete sentences for it to be Bendis.

I'm sorry, I tried.. but Norrin is maybe the one person even less likely to say "wow" or "dude" than Doc Strange.

Of course, you being who you are, I know you'd appreciate that this entire thing is canon in terms of the facts.

me? i just liked "Spare my planet, and I'll serve you.. find you other planets. A Krispy Kreme. I don't know."

feel the love, Annie.

[thehefner]

C'mon Danny, just like you do with my writing, I bitch with LOVE! Love and support! Of the Ike Turner variety, but you know what I mean, baby!

[spacechild]

there's this guy, this guy Heffie. pretty average, to look at him. average height, average build. you know. he just, he just seems like any other guy

[thehefner]

Hey.

Okay. Look. Hey. No, seriously, hey.

It's not, it's not, it's not like... y'know, you don't... LOOK. LOOK!!

You weren't-- you, you lie and... fuck, Danny. Fuck!!

Uh, y'know? Otters? It's, like, yeah, what the fuck? And here I am (me, we're talking, I mean! Me!! And, and, and...) and I'm here, am here I... am... uh... and shit! (Shit? Shit??) SHIT!!

YOU!!

YOU!!!

*enter Skrulls*

[dharmapunk]

This should be a Time Life series, Bendis writes the classics.

"So there's this orphan, little guy, no parents (okay obviously no parents cause that's the whole point of being an orphan right?) And his name. Oh man his name, unfortunately for him, really unfortunately, is Oliver. And one day he walks up to the food line after drawing straws and he says (meekly, but he says it, which takes balls you know? Big ones), he says "Please sir, can I have some more?"

[spacechild]

but this guy, this guy with the food.. he just says, like he's all amazed at the audacity.. he says "MORE?!"

this little kid, this Oliver kid, like he doesn't have it bad enough (and really, he's an orphan- he was fucked to start with). he doesn't have it bad enough, you gotta give him shit for being hungry?

yes, more! fuck!! give him seconds, right?

but no, this guy's gotta be a hardass. this guy, he's gotta rub salt all in it. here you go, you've got all these fat-fucking-contended guys who are, what's the word? administrating the place. here they are, all fat and fucking shocked.. at the gall of a starving kid asking for food, for food!!

and this one mook serving it's gotta get up in the kid's face over it.

fuck!

[dharmapunk]

FUCK!

[kali921]

MOTTO x infinity.

[spy_seattleite]

::laugh::

Emphasizing the Surfer in Silver Surfer.