Excerpt from this weeks Last Days...god it's fucking hilarious

[kaley_bot]

SUNDAY, JANUARY 9 In much lighter news: The week ends with a flourish of horribleness from the wilds of cable TV. First came the accumulating horror brought by the wealth of tone-deaf tsunami-related programming, from Nickelodeon's broadcast of the kiddy beach flick Johnny Tsunami to TNT's broadcast of the George Clooney/Mark Wahlberg vehicle The

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[andersdreams]

so through a form of internet entertainment... i just found out that if i were a pirate you'd be my first-mate.

[kaley_bot]

ayyyyyee matey...where be the rum you scaliwag?

[dancetragedy_]

hi lovely. long time no talk.

[kaley_bot]

indeed...how are you?