Tales of shrines, pasty whiteness, rainy days, and salty garbage.
NC is rainy. Jersey is an awful place. Balitmore is offensive to all the senses. Don't breathe with your mouth open there, unless you enjoy the taste of salty garbage. Richmond was reasonably nice. Our Double Tree hotel looked like a big yellow cruise ship. Also, the room service guy there was effing adorable. Also, their cookies are worth at least 3/8 of a decent orgasm. 5/8 if they're warm. Worth the effort to get some. I didn't hear as many "y'all"s as I was expecting. But it was a beautiful wedding and congrats again to the loverly couple. Did anyone else know that there's a Stonewall Jackson Shrine? Shrine Did anyone else think that's a tad unsettling? We chose not to stop there....or at the Museum of the Confederacy. The south also hates on hazmats and commercial vehicles. And Deleware is very pressumptuous. We took th $20 in tolls route to NC. It was a good time. Unfortunately, our grand arrival in the glorious state of NC was marred a bit by days and days of rain. But, really, it was about time we got down there. It was apparently everybody's mission to make me weep tears of joy and nostalgia. I held strong, but only just. Open bar! I did the Chicken dance. I can't wait for the pictures to surface. I wish we'd had more time. But there was honeymoon plans that are really pretty high priority, I can't even try to deny that. I think it says something that she married a Derr. Think about that. <# My family so didn't understand the ice cream cone.