xxxHOLiC Crack!Fic CCK: First Chapter
Title: Card Captor Kimira (I.E. xxxHOLiC/CCS)
Characters: As much as I can crack in. I'm considering adding TRC or Legal Drug folks.
Chapters: 1 of ??
Rating: PG. It is a thing with CCS so it shouldn't be too bad.
Shipping: Toumeki/Kimira xDD (And again, anything else I can think of)
Summary: Kimira Watamoto (Kinonuki?) discovered the mysterious Clow Cards and since then, with the aid the loyal guardian Kekona, must capture all the cards to return the order of... the world! (or something)
Disclaimer: I don't own CCS nor do I own xxxHOLiC, or anything CLAMP for that matter. Hell, I don't even own the idea. igchaleeya's crack made this.
Notes: Kimira=Kimihiro=Sakura, Toumeki=Doumeki=Tomoyo, Syawari=Himawari=Syaoran, Kekona(Keko-chan)=Mokona=Kero. All other characters are still... loosely in my head. Suggestions are very welcome.
The scene begins with a boy in his teens, flying through the sky on what appeared to be a very effeminate and cute staff. He twirled and hovered around what looked to be some kind of giant fox spirit, that was currently spreading misfortune all around.
"Gyaah!" shouted the boy, as he was slammed to the floor by the fox spirit. The boy stood, momentarily flustered, but he went back on the attack. The boy was... dressed oddly, to be sure. But in this world, it was absolutely normal for boys his age to wear elaborate and frilly dresses, right?
"Kimira, ganbatte!" came a deadpanned voice from some nearby bushes. It was Toumeki, a boy around this 'Kimira's' age. He had a camcorder practically glued to his hands as he followed the other boy's movements rapidly. Kimira was able to dodge the fox's movements, but it soon became clear she would tire out.
"What should I do, Keko-chan? I have no idea which card this is!" said the boy weakly to the black meat bun that sat on his shoulder.
"Kimira, you have to pay close attention! Only you can figure it out!" it said.
Meanwhile, Toumeki squeed with joy, still in that eerie deep voice of his, as Kimira twirled and spun in the air. "That dress looks so cute on him~" he sang to himself... in that same dead tone.
"This fox is bringing so much misfortune...!" she thought hard to herself, stopping a safe distance away from the rampaging fox. Kyaa~ came that same voice from the bushes.
"I've got it! It's showed up on a day like this, and it keeps splitting things into fours! It must be the Fortune Card!" he pulled his staff forward as a magic circle appeared beneath his feet.
"---Return to the guise you were meant to be in, Clow Card!"
His wand began to shine as the giant fox was enveloped in the magic light. Soon, a flash, and it was gone, replace by a tiny red card with the drawing of a pipe and the words. "The Fortune"
Kimira sighed as he picked up the card. "Phew, that was tiring--" He turned around and saw that his best friend Toumeki was running straight at him.
"You were so awesome, Kimira-chan! Today's footage was amazing. This dress made you look sooo cute!" said Toumeki, still in his deep voice. He swished his arms to mimic the ways that Kimira had just twirled and proceeded to fondle the young Cardcaptor. Kimira blushed as he smiled happily at his best friend's glee.
"There's more where that came from!" said Kekona, floating happily.
"Oooh, great! You have to try this new design I've been coming up with. I even made a matching set for Keko-chan!"
And so, another disaster was averted thanks to Card Captor Kimira Kimihiro! But who's this new transfer student that's coming?
Could it be... Clow's living descendant: Syawari!?
Yes, Doumeki's regular voice is coming out of those lines. I wouldn't be surprised if his face stayed the same, too.
This is more of a draft than anything else. Anyone wanna beta? It's been so long since I saw CCS that my references must be all wrong.
Characters: As much as I can crack in. I'm considering adding TRC or Legal Drug folks.
Chapters: 1 of ??
Rating: PG. It is a thing with CCS so it shouldn't be too bad.
Shipping: Toumeki/Kimira xDD (And again, anything else I can think of)
Summary: Kimira Watamoto (Kinonuki?) discovered the mysterious Clow Cards and since then, with the aid the loyal guardian Kekona, must capture all the cards to return the order of... the world! (or something)
Disclaimer: I don't own CCS nor do I own xxxHOLiC, or anything CLAMP for that matter. Hell, I don't even own the idea. igchaleeya's crack made this.
Notes: Kimira=Kimihiro=Sakura, Toumeki=Doumeki=Tomoyo, Syawari=Himawari=Syaoran, Kekona(Keko-chan)=Mokona=Kero. All other characters are still... loosely in my head. Suggestions are very welcome.
The scene begins with a boy in his teens, flying through the sky on what appeared to be a very effeminate and cute staff. He twirled and hovered around what looked to be some kind of giant fox spirit, that was currently spreading misfortune all around.
"Gyaah!" shouted the boy, as he was slammed to the floor by the fox spirit. The boy stood, momentarily flustered, but he went back on the attack. The boy was... dressed oddly, to be sure. But in this world, it was absolutely normal for boys his age to wear elaborate and frilly dresses, right?
"Kimira, ganbatte!" came a deadpanned voice from some nearby bushes. It was Toumeki, a boy around this 'Kimira's' age. He had a camcorder practically glued to his hands as he followed the other boy's movements rapidly. Kimira was able to dodge the fox's movements, but it soon became clear she would tire out.
"What should I do, Keko-chan? I have no idea which card this is!" said the boy weakly to the black meat bun that sat on his shoulder.
"Kimira, you have to pay close attention! Only you can figure it out!" it said.
Meanwhile, Toumeki squeed with joy, still in that eerie deep voice of his, as Kimira twirled and spun in the air. "That dress looks so cute on him~" he sang to himself... in that same dead tone.
"This fox is bringing so much misfortune...!" she thought hard to herself, stopping a safe distance away from the rampaging fox. Kyaa~ came that same voice from the bushes.
"I've got it! It's showed up on a day like this, and it keeps splitting things into fours! It must be the Fortune Card!" he pulled his staff forward as a magic circle appeared beneath his feet.
"---Return to the guise you were meant to be in, Clow Card!"
His wand began to shine as the giant fox was enveloped in the magic light. Soon, a flash, and it was gone, replace by a tiny red card with the drawing of a pipe and the words. "The Fortune"
Kimira sighed as he picked up the card. "Phew, that was tiring--" He turned around and saw that his best friend Toumeki was running straight at him.
"You were so awesome, Kimira-chan! Today's footage was amazing. This dress made you look sooo cute!" said Toumeki, still in his deep voice. He swished his arms to mimic the ways that Kimira had just twirled and proceeded to fondle the young Cardcaptor. Kimira blushed as he smiled happily at his best friend's glee.
"There's more where that came from!" said Kekona, floating happily.
"Oooh, great! You have to try this new design I've been coming up with. I even made a matching set for Keko-chan!"
And so, another disaster was averted thanks to Card Captor Kimira Kimihiro! But who's this new transfer student that's coming?
Could it be... Clow's living descendant: Syawari!?
Yes, Doumeki's regular voice is coming out of those lines. I wouldn't be surprised if his face stayed the same, too.
This is more of a draft than anything else. Anyone wanna beta? It's been so long since I saw CCS that my references must be all wrong.