This shit is bananas.
This weekend wasn't necessarily a bad one. Except for that I want to castrate Shelly Nutter. Oh well, so...this past week Brad Fuchs turned 21. (only 11 more days til im 21 guys...seriouslyomg) Ok but anyway, on Friday he had a Britney Spears themed bday party. Outta control. Oh gosh. The pictures, videos, etc. speak for themselves.
Although I just got out of the shower and hadn't morphed into Britney yet, Joe was like ready to go. Born ready, really.
Bryns outfit was SO good. She's obviously Britney from the makeout session performance and Diane is Sometimes Britney.
"Who are you?"
"Diane."
"No. Like who are you?"
"Oh Sometimes Britney"
"Uhh..sometimes you're Britney?"
"No. Britney in the Sometimes video..fjdkfjdk"
Britney from Punkd, Jeff Yarrrrrrpie, Slave 4 u.
Joes wearing my jewels.
I don't know...its funny to me.
The night was basically a photoshoot. Paprazzi if you will.
Jon is scarily cute in pigtails. He couldn't resist dancing with Sean Ferggie to "his video". Sean really loved to shove my face in his boobies all night. It actually hurt.
Joe had too many cocktails.
Look how much fun they're having. Nice bra Jonny.
Jon passed out on the couch for a good hour. He gave me whisker burn on my shoulder when I traded spots with Bryn. Then all of a sudden when we were trying to get him to leave with us, he came back to life and jumped up and sprinted to the car. Easily the weirdest thing I've seen lately. I loved it.
We took videos too. It was so necessary.
Joe Is Wastie. Sometimes I like to just listen to Joe talk. Then at the end I become so overjoyed with happiness I scream and like eat his face.
Jons Nuts.etc. The beginning seriously looks like a photoshoot. Then Jons lip does the flaziest thing at the end. Watch.
Beckys been gone for too too too long. Shes back and now I'm ready to like do her.
p.s. I won and ipod today. Jeal?